Quote: sootyj @ October 19 2010, 1:02 PM BSTwhen where?
Why?
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Y'all pay no attention. Gonna try to get a spot at Comedy Car Crash tonight in central London. People welcome to come laugh at/with me!
I would come but I'm busy tonight! 
Gutted.
I just went back into a shop to give £5 back to the shopkeeper after he longchanged me. I'm too nice for my own good.
Awwww you'd make a great catch... like a big fish in a pond.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 19 2010, 1:59 PM BSTI just went back into a shop to give £5 back to the shopkeeper after he longchanged me.
Freak.
Simon Pegg's due on the the Steve Wright show soon. Doubltess plugging his book.
Chip's just been outside. IT'S JIZZING DOWN!
Quote: chipolata @ October 19 2010, 3:12 PM BSTChip's just been outside. IT'S JIZZING DOWN!
I doubt it's actual jizz, mate. Have you had a gob full to make sure?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 19 2010, 2:22 PM BSTSimon Pegg's due on the the Steve Wright show soon. Doubltess plugging his book.
I like Pegg but I'll never read his book. Not ever.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 19 2010, 3:13 PM BSTI doubt it's actual jizz, mate. Have you had a gob full to make sure?
Yes. Tasted like coconut.
Quote: chipolata @ October 19 2010, 3:15 PM BSTI like Pegg but I'll never read his book. Not ever.
Yes. Tasted like coconut.
You sure it wasn't just Tim Walker wanking out of the window above you?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2010, 10:22 PM BSTTim had a girlfriend (many years ago) who claimed his semen tasted like coconut. (And no, I wasn't drinking Malibu and then secretly weeing in her mouth. Not often enough for it to account for her claim anyway.)
True story.
Ah, life in BCG Towers. I bagsy the top floor.
Looking forward to shooting an ensemble sketch with 11 of London's best and brightest new comedians this weekend. Also Matt Stott.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ October 19 2010, 3:21 PM BSTAh, life in BCG Towers. I bagsy the top floor.
You 'bagsy' it, eh? *titters*
Quote: David Bussell @ October 19 2010, 3:25 PM BSTLooking forward to shooting an ensemble sketch with 11 of London's best and brightest new comedians this weekend. Also Matt Stott.
You love Matt Stott.
Quote: Rob H @ October 19 2010, 3:26 PM BSTYou 'bagsy' it, eh? *titters*
Yes. Yes, I do, indeed, 'bagsy' it.