Quote: JuliaC @ January 6 2009, 5:21 PM GMTAwww, you feeling left out Ian??
It's not FAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRR 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 6 2009, 5:23 PM GMTDon't worry Ian. Tis better to be single!
Yes, it is! It IS.
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Quote: Moonstone @ January 6 2009, 5:23 PM GMTIt's not FAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRR
What?? I gave you emoticons too! Aww. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 6 2009, 5:20 PM GMT
*flounces out*
(is that right?)
*claps* Perfect flouncing!
Being single allows you to get away with sooooo much!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 6 2009, 5:25 PM GMT*claps* Perfect flouncing!
\o/
+10 points. They can be traded in for cakes weekly.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 6 2009, 5:33 PM GMT+10 points.
Ooooh yummy.
Finally - a plane. Stupid stinkin' airline ...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 6 2009, 5:25 PM GMTBeing single allows you to get away with sooooo much!
Except have sex. Well, with anybody else on a regular occasion. Self sex is good to a Rubes I'm not sure you can actually 'get away' with sex. Unless you're really quiet.
Quote: JuliaC @ January 6 2009, 5:24 PM GMTWhat?? I gave you emoticons too! Aww.
Oh yeah so you did! (awwww)
I was too busy feeling sad about being left out to notice.
Or, should I just have said
?
Quote: Moonstone @ January 6 2009, 5:35 PM GMTOr, should I just have said
I don't have sex apparantly. I'm like Barbie, I have no bits.
My friends seem to freak out when I mention sex cause they all think I'm too nice to have it! 
That probably says more about them that they think that sex is (always) dirty, nasty, or whatever they consider it to be which is at odds with your personality.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 6 2009, 5:37 PM GMTMy friends seem to freak out when I mention sex cause they all think I'm too nice to have it!
A bit like the queen I suppose. Although I hear she's a really good shag. Trufax.
Really? I heard her pussy was haunted.