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My screen went bright yellow earlier.

It was a bit scary.

Tis very scary!

I feel a bit strange... like pretty sad but also happy.

Hmm, that is quite strange. The second one is good though. I'd go with that. ;)

Yeah I know, I think it's because I'm leaving my old life and moving on with the new.

Ah yes. That'll do it.
To celebrate your new life, I think you should get a cat.
And feed it broccoli.

I REALLY want a cat - but I'm not allowed. Plus, I can't really look after a cat... especially in the hunt for a real man.

Cats pretty much look after themselves, they'll be fine.

A real man should have his own cat already (all the good ones like kitties) so you might be okay.

Quote: zooo @ October 10 2010, 12:27 AM BST

A real man should have his own cat already (all the good ones like kitties) so you might be okay.

Yeah, not really in London though. People live in cat unfriendly places. Like I do... I live in a flat... not fair for kitties.

I suppose.
Some cats prefer it indoors though. But you can't tell till you get it.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ October 10 2010, 12:00 AM BST

THE BROCCOLI KITTEN!

Just watched it. SO CUTE.

Quote: zooo @ October 10 2010, 12:32 AM BST

I suppose.
Some cats prefer it indoors though. But you can't tell till you get it.

Egggggzactly. You could be in trouble getting a hunter in a flat.

Ours are happy being house cats (I hope). The only one I suspect would like a little outside time is Pika because she's a curious one, but she's stupid so she'd definitely get ran over. Lola is too fat and lazy for all that nonsense and prefers life on my lap. Biscuit is very very small for her age and I don't think she'd survive outdoors :S

I think Chip's cats are indoor cats too, and DaButt's. It does work... although I think if DaButt's cats went outside they'd be eaten by snakes and coyotes.

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10 2010, 12:38 AM BST

although I think if DaButt's cats went outside they'd be eaten by snakes and coyotes.

Mostly coyotes. I hear packs of them howling every night.

"Meep, Meep!"

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