Just relax, Robyn. Take it all in a logical order and you'll be fine x
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I just logged into my Facebook account to find Aaron's terrifyingly creepy mug staring back at me in the "People you may know bit".
To prevent this happening again, I'm going to have to de-friend anybody who knows him, ie you lot. Sorry.
BOO.
Every time I switch off my desk lamp, my mouse freezes on screen.
Bizarre.
Quote: zooo @ October 5 2010, 11:37 PM BSTEvery time I switch off my desk lamp, my mouse freezes on screen.
Bizarre.
Not all mice are nocturnal.
Can't sleep. Have got up to crash on the sofa so I don't keep Dan awake. I am instantly covered in three curious cats.
You do know what curiosity did to the cat don't you, Nat?
Gave them lovely cuddles? 
Maybe? I'm not sure, but I've always wanted to find out.
My dog Onslow has ferociously bad gas...no more cheese puffs for him.
I'll try reward them with cuddles. They went away 
This is not a good night for me.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2010, 1:18 AM BSTMy dog Onslow has ferociously bad gas...no more cheese puffs for him.
This has cheered me up 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ October 6 2010, 1:18 AM BSTMy dog Onslow has ferociously bad gas...no more cheese puffs for him.
"No kitty doggy those are my cheesy poofs!"
He has the cutest natural smile which (coupled with his death farts) makes it really hard to write. I'm on the edge of tears.
Bored now... Christ, internet porn becomes so same-y and predictable after a while. But then again, was there ever really a 'Golden Age' of web smut? We all look back through rose-tinted glasses and remember the 1950s as the high watermark of net grot, but in reality there were just as many misses as hits...
*sighs*
*googles "women urinating into wheelie bins whilst smoking pipes"*
*googles "Tim urinating into wheelie bins whilst smoking pipes"*
1,000,000,000,000,000 Hits.