Quote: Leevil @ September 29 2010, 11:40 PM BSTIt's Tim Walker night here on the BCG...
Every night's Tim Walker Night as far as I'm concerned. 
It gets very depressing. 
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Quote: Tim Walker @ September 29 2010, 11:43 PM BSTEvery night's Tim Walker Night as far as I'm concerned.
It gets very depressing.
How is your robot side kick?
Quote: Gavin @ September 30 2010, 12:09 AM BSTHow is your robot side kick?
He's not talking to me since he realised I'd secretly reprogrammed him to offer all human males a handjob by way of greeting...
Anyone else want a cuddle?
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2010, 12:22 AM BSTHe's not talking to me since he realised I'd secretly reprogrammed him to offer all human males a handjob by way of greeting...
I bet he can differentiate between Petrol & Cheese though.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 30 2010, 12:30 AM BSTI bet he can differentiate between Petrol & Cheese though.
The robot I work with, sadly, is only charged with the responsibility of operating on old men's prostate cancer. I'm starting to get the impression he feels unfulfilled by such limited use of his bionic superpowers.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 30 2010, 12:30 AM BSTAnyone else want a cuddle?
Ooh, go on then, have another... 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 30 2010, 12:40 AM BSTThe robot I work with, sadly, is only charged with the responsibility of operating on old men's prostate cancer. I'm starting to get the impression he feels unfulfilled by such limited use of his bionic superpowers.
That's what you think. At night it does Chinese shadow theatre for orphaned kiddywinkles.
Bed now. Nighty night, night owls.
Ellie is no longer in Hamsterdam, but she is not back on here. This saddens me.
I miss the 'Hamster.
Tim has finally finished the feature screenplay he has taken eight frigging months to write. Two months of which have been spent paring, editing, re-writing and desperately wanking a - frankly pathologically insane - 250 page initial draft into a functional 130 page Three Act story.
Having promised my agent a draft to read some 3 months ago, by now she has been lulled into the false sense of security - probably believing that she would never actually receive a script at all. Well the joke's on you, Lindsey, it's on its way, baby...
Now back to the (comparatively) happy playpen of sitcom pilot writing.
But first, to bed.
Nytol! 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 29 2010, 8:37 PM BSTRobyn has finished 100 postcards!
Absolutely brilliant! Well done. You should publish them.
Quote: Leevil @ September 30 2010, 1:35 AM BSTI miss the 'Hamster.
Me too, which is why we may be going back in April.
OOoo jealous!