Quote: Moonstone @ September 28 2010, 11:08 PM BSTHaha! Well I was telling her really seriously how good I was at it before we played so I did it (mostly) to myself
You wanna learn to hustle mate. Say yeh I'm not all to great and then half way through game f**king woop em!!
Quote: sootyj @ September 28 2010, 11:06 PM BSTNah just me but I'm Jew enough for the whole forum.
Like in Israel and banking it doesn't take many of us to take over!
Lol! Nothing wrong with that, finest people in the world! Not even sure if I have my licence back though. It was at least 2 rosh hashanas ago so you should've let it go by now 
I am a pool playing god.
Only shitter.
Quote: Moonstone @ September 28 2010, 11:10 PM BSTLol! Nothing wrong with that, finest people in the world! Not even sure if I have my licence back though. It was at least 2 rosh hashanas ago so you should've let it go by now
Well if you've been good.
I'd hate to have set the YomKippur Goblin on you.
They call me The Pool Man. 
And it's not because of that yellow puddle round my feet!
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 28 2010, 11:11 PM BSTI am a pool playing god.
Only shitter.
I'm the Jesus of Pool. It just so happens Jesus was shit at playing as well.
Quote: Gavin @ September 28 2010, 11:09 PM BST
Yes! THAT'S what it was! Damn, if only we'd had time for that second game that's exactly what I was gonna do 
Quote: Leevil @ September 28 2010, 11:14 PM BSTThey call me The Pool Man.
I can hold my own, but not while I'm holding the cue too.
Quote: Moonstone @ September 28 2010, 11:14 PM BST
Yes! THAT'S what it was! Damn, if only we'd had time for that second game that's exactly what I was gonna do
You can see why my dates always go so well.
Me: mmm you're drinking that wine quickly. So It's a race you want...You're on!!!
*4 hours, 15 pints, 1 Stomach pump and a kebab later*
Me: So now we do the sex right?
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 28 2010, 11:11 PM BSTI am a pool playing god.
Only shitter.
Quote: Leevil @ September 28 2010, 11:14 PM BSTThey call me The Banned from the Council Pool Man.
That's nothing to boast about.
Quote: sootyj @ September 28 2010, 11:13 PM BSTWell if you've been good.
I'd hate to have set the YomKippur Goblin on you.
\O/ yaay! I can finally go back to my bank!
Quote: Gavin @ September 28 2010, 11:14 PM BSTI'm the Jesus of Pool. It just so happens Jesus was shit at playing as well.
But he could knock up his own tables and cues though. Handy.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 28 2010, 11:17 PM BSTBut he could knock up his own tables and cues though. Handy.
Well yeh I could do that to. If I was technically able.
Quote: Gavin @ September 28 2010, 11:16 PM BST
Me: mmm you're drinking that wine quickly. So It's a race you want...You're on!!!
*4 hours, 15 pints, 1 Stomach pump and a kebab later*
Me: So now we do the sex right?
