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Robyn is cooold and uni was a bit silly.
Nil just showed me his boobies.
You love it.
Still doesn't explain the third nipple.
Sorry, that was a rice crispie.
And that explains why you ate it!
That was how I found out! Pity I'd already eaten one of the others.
Quote: DaButt @ September 27 2010, 3:35 AM BSTThat's always seemed like a strange aircraft.
Stretch the design lengthwise and voila: A Concorde.
You can help keep her flying.
http://www.vulcantothesky.org/
Quote: Charley @ September 27 2010, 3:43 AM BSTI am off for a poo in a mo & I shall be wiping my arse with kitchen towel or my husbands socks as we are out of Charming.
Do we really need to know that...
Quote: bigfella @ September 27 2010, 6:54 AM BSTAh, the Vulcan. A proper plane. Did the ground shake as normal on take off?
Indeedy
But it also did that for the Tornado that followed it.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 27 2010, 9:37 AM BSTI might keep hold of it for a while, but in all likeliness I'm going to kill it now.
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I was sitting in a public loo inventing a joke about the light in there and idly watching MM's Comedy Roadshow on my iPod, as you do.
And dammit he made a joke about lights in public loos.. He stole my joke..
I was fuming...
And then the light went out!
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I just saw some pornography. The internet was the last place I'd expect that sort of stuff.
Quote: billwill @ September 28 2010, 1:18 AM BSTI was sitting in a public loo inventing a joke about the light in there and idly watching MM's Comedy Roadshow on my iPod, as you do.
And dammit he made a joke about lights in public loos.. He stole my joke..
He's notorious for that is McIntyre. I saw him use a very solid bit of observational comedy I'd written, which went along the lines of - "Have you ever noticed that when you breathe in... sooner or later you're forced to breathe out again? What is the explanation for this?".
Plagiarising little c**t.
I used to walk around with a punchable face. Then McIntyre came along. That bastard!
Was going to stay on here and see what is going on, but I just dropped a large spoonful of ice cream into my cleavage in front of my kids and now they are all hysterically laughing and won't go to bed. Oh well.
I am adding "From Skynet" to my work emails in order to convince people I am a Terminator.