Quote: Jack Massey @ September 27 2010, 1:30 AM BSTAfter a severe Astma attack which meant I missed my leavers party (though it still went ahead and apparently I got three cheers and my best mate threw up), I'm now at Aberystwyth University now and at first impressions, I think I'm gonna enjoy it.
Yay!
Quote: Charley @ September 27 2010, 3:30 AM BSTCharley is now a lead singer in a rock band. How cool is that. I can practice my stand up inbetween my screeching & hollering.
Wow!
Quote: Jack Massey @ September 27 2010, 1:30 AM BSTAfter a severe Astma attack which meant I missed my leavers party (though it still went ahead and apparently I got three cheers and my best mate threw up), I'm now at Aberystwyth University now and at first impressions, I think I'm gonna enjoy it.
Leavers Party? From where?
I'm not very well today. Feeling all pooey and under the weather. Bit of a sore throat too.
Quote: Charley @ September 27 2010, 3:30 AM BSTCharley is now a lead singer in a rock band. How cool is that. I can practice my stand up inbetween my screeching & hollering.
JEALOUS!
Quote: sootyj @ September 27 2010, 7:12 AM BSTI wouldn't worry about some one usin the same subject as your good self. I doubt he uses the exact same joke. Besides lights in toilets is a broad enough subject to write yourself out of.
I might keep hold of it for a while, but in all likeliness I'm going to kill it now.
Also Billwill is dead write to say you can make a joke out of it, taking ownership so to speak.
That said writing is rewriting the more you edit stuff the better. Cutting good material opens the way to better material.
It's how I got to be the crown prince of chuckles I am today.
Should I start panicing now?
What's to panic about?
Tell you waht after gig 2 or 3 why not got up with some loose ideas you've worked up and improv it.
I've had a few quite good evenings that worked quite well that way.
Also I find writing sketches and then turning them into stand up quite easy/
I was being mean to you 
You're too nice to be mean.
That doesn't make sense, drunky.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 27 2010, 10:16 AM BSTThat makes me insensed, hunky.
Quote: catskillz @ September 27 2010, 9:19 AM BSTLeavers Party? From where?
Just my mates from the Republic of Mancunia. It had been arranged to give me a send off, but I couldn't attend due to being very ill last week.
X Factor as too many sexy 18 year olds. It makes me feel all wrong.
Quote: sootyj @ September 27 2010, 6:48 AM BSTOi mush they're faster and sexier than your ungainly looking B52s.
The B52 is faster than the Vulcan, carries more than 3 times the bomb load and is still in service. But you're right about it being ugly. It's known as the BUFF (Big Ugly Fat F**ker) by those who fly it.
Our B1 is a fast, sexy, awesome bomber, however. It's the loudest aircraft I've ever heard.
And famously didn't have the fuel to make a return trip to the USSR
Was talking with someone about their desire to poison a friend.
I think I was of help.
He has just brought me a cup of tea.
Should I drink it?
As I am doing the monthly cash returns which I hate I will drink it as it is a win/win situation.