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Quote: Lee Henman @ September 23 2010, 9:28 PM BST

I have a four pack of beer, a bag of bombay mix, and I'm about to watch this movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIxcVzwLR1k

Happy days.

Ohhhh Bombay Mix.

As a card expert Mr Henman why did every single thank you card in the shop have flowers on it? At least 10 of them. No good for sending to a man.

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 8:13 PM BST

I've been trying to decide all day if I should get a franking machine or not.

You save at least 7p a letter.

But it costs £20 a month and then £6.80 eveytime you top up. And then the ink.

Call it £80 and we have a deal.

You can print postage off the Internet on the Royal Mail website, your only expense then is the right sized sticky labels.

Not sure what discounts you get there, but there are no static overheads.

Quote: billwill @ September 23 2010, 9:34 PM BST

You can print postage off the Internet on the Royal Mail website, your only expense then is the right sized sticky labels.

Not sure what discounts you get there, but there are no static overheads.

Hmmm. I shall investigate.

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 9:31 PM BST

Ohhhh Bombay Mix.

As a card expert Mr Henman why did every single thank you card in the shop have flowers on it? At least 10 of them. No good for sending to a man.

Because most thank you cards are bought by women, and the rest are bought from men to women. You can find plain thank you cards but they're thin on the ground.

Quote: bigfella @ September 23 2010, 8:09 PM BST

I have Chinese. A small one.

Aren't they all?

Robyn is very tired.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 23 2010, 10:10 PM BST

Robyn is very tired.

Console

:$

Tea, anyone?

Please!

Yes please. Since Nat isn't gonna offer. Rude.

*hands round tea* Chocolate biscuits too?

Bleurgh this tea is full of rohypnol, I think you gave me Nat's cup.

Shhh! Don't tell her, or my plan won't work! Just give her the cup and say you're full or something.

Scats I total think she's up for the lesbian wedding.

But she'll want to pick the venue and the cake.

Fine by me!

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