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Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 2:21 PM BST

No one told you and you've got a birthday party. That's my one.

Unfortunetly I deleted the minutes without reading them properly when I got back from holiday. I am going to take tomorrow afternoon off in lieu. Anyone got any suggestions as to what a man could do at home whilst everyone else is out Whistling nnocently

Quote: Will Cam @ September 23 2010, 2:29 PM BST

Unfortunetly I deleted the minutes without reading them properly when I got back from holiday. I am going to take tomorrow afternoon off in lieu. Anyone got any suggestions as to what a man could do at home whilst everyone else is out Whistling nnocently

Cup of tea, and a sit.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 23 2010, 2:29 PM BST

Anyone got any suggestions as to what a man could do at home whilst everyone else is out Whistling nnocently

1. Prostitute
2. Do those crabs impressions that you have to keep to yourself when the wife is in
3. Do a bit of screaming
4. Burgle yourself
5. Host your own chat show, with you as host and guest

Chip stands accused of being double jointed despite not really knowing what it means. "Your thumbs got a lot of bend," said a woman just. Cheeky moose!

My left thumb has a lot of bend. Not my right, though.

Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2010, 2:58 PM BST

Chip stands accused of being double jointed despite not really knowing what it means. "Your thumbs got a lot of bend," said a woman just. Cheeky moose!

She means she thinks you are gay!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 23 2010, 3:00 PM BST

My left thumb has a lot of bend. Not my right, though.

Freak!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 23 2010, 2:41 PM BST

1. Prostitute
2. Do those crabs impressions that you have to keep to yourself when the wife is in
3. Do a bit of screaming
4. Burgle yourself
5. Host your own chat show, with you as host and guest

Laughing out loud Cheers John, some great ideas there.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 23 2010, 3:07 PM BST

Laughing out loud Cheers John, some great ideas there.

That's alright, Will. If you do get a little bored tomorrow, I can always send the boys round. To give you 'a bit of a tickle'. If you, er, get my drift, son?

Quote: chipolata @ September 23 2010, 3:13 PM BST

I'm comfortable with that, bf. Are you?

We're all gay, really, aren't we?

I'm less gay than I was.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 3:19 PM BST

I'm less gay than I was.

That's the other image broken now.

Well I haven't kissed a girl for at least 4 years... where as at Uni I was averaging one a week.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 3:22 PM BST

Well I haven't kissed a girl for at least 4 years... where as at Uni I was averaging one a week.

:O

Quote: EllieJP @ September 23 2010, 3:22 PM BST

Well I haven't kissed a girl for at least 4 years... where as at Uni I was averaging one a week.

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