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Chocolate is the devil's work.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I have a plastic straw in my arm which stops all that business.

Anyone remember me saying I found a dead caterpillar in my Boots salad? Well they sent me a sorry and a £30 gift card. Win.

£30 for a dead caterpillar???? Ummm me thinks you should have had more than that. Send it back and say you are insulted that a national instution such as Boots thinks that is appropriate for such an incident.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I have a plastic straw in my arm which stops all that business.

Anyone remember me saying I found a dead caterpillar in my Boots salad? Well they sent me a sorry and a £30 gift card. Win.

I complain every so often about things and they send me free vouchers. Happy again.

Did you take a picture of the catipillar and send it to them?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I have a plastic straw in my arm which stops all that business.

I couldn't have the straw because it would have sent me doolally.

Quote: bigfella @ September 22 2010, 9:18 PM BST

£30 for a dead caterpillar???? Ummm me thinks you should have had more than that. Send it back and say you are insulted that a national instution such as Boots thinks that is appropriate for such an incident.

Meh I wasn't really that upset about it to be fair.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 9:20 PM BST

I complain every so often about things and they send me free vouchers. Happy again.

Did you take a picture of the catipillar and send it to them?

I did!

I couldn't have the straw because it would have sent me doolally.

I am sad for you :( I love the straw.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 9:30 PM BST

I am sad for you :( I love the straw.

Too many hormones. :)

Cannot be arsed to worrrrrrrrkkk.. Urgh

I just won a game of scrabble with the seven letter word ONANIST
I then had to explain to my Father in law what it meant :$

I hope you made something up.

I said it's someone who partakes in Onanism

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 22 2010, 9:50 PM BST

I just won a game of scrabble with the seven letter word ONANIST
I then had to explain to my Father in law what it meant :$

Noun, the current prime minister.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 9:31 PM BST

Too many hormones. :)

That gives those bitches a big pimp slap.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 9:16 PM BST

I have a plastic straw in my arm which stops all that business.

Anyone remember me saying I found a dead caterpillar in my Boots salad? Well they sent me a sorry and a £30 gift card. Win.

Do you think if I pooed on a KFC Box meal and photographed I'd get a similar result?

(Otherwise I've got banned from my local branch for nothing...and I ruined my dinner)

Just finished a marathon Scrabble session. If, like me, you are rubbish at Scrabble I suggest you play against your husband and father, both will let you win, and will cheat to help you win when the other isn't in the room.

God bless competitive men.

Isn't that the binary opposite of competitiveness?

I used to see foxes outside every other night. I haven't seen one for weeks. Do they hibernate or something?

We haven't seen them since the furore over the attacked babies, AFAIR.

I decided that I wanted a perfume with my Boots voucher, but they don't sell the bloody one I want. Harsh.

Poor dead foxes killed by Daily Mail readers. :( RIP.

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