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Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 3:56 PM BST

It's not cool to call someone's partner a paedo, Aaron Rolling eyes

If the shoe fits... ;)

That's not how you solve crimes, Aaron. Cinderella wasn't based on a true story.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 4:03 PM BST

That's not how you solve crimes, Aaron. Cinderella wasn't based on a true story.

But it is how you identify a paedo. 'Cos they won't touch kids in front of anyone else.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 22 2010, 3:16 PM BST

I've come over in a really awful mood. I need to go get ready to meet Dan, but really I just want to hide in bed and cry. Gotta love feeling shit for no reason.

Is there a red dot on the calender next week Nat Whistling nnocently

Oh blissful silence again! :D

The computers fan has been running at full speed for quite a while, and with such a simple fix it's back to normal.

Hmm, now I'm not sure what was the normal noise for the fan. I can still hear it but not at full speed. Am I just becoming too sensitive? Huh?

Teary I'm so confused!

I bloody hate taxes.

Quote: Aaron @ September 22 2010, 7:18 PM BST

I bloody hate taxes.

Everyone hates taxes.

I like the things they pay for.

Quote: sootyj @ September 22 2010, 7:38 PM BST

I like the things they pay for.

I don't (mostly). Bloody schools. Bloody useless police. Bloody Labour MPs. Bloody Caroline Lucas.

Quote: Gavin @ September 22 2010, 7:35 PM BST

Everyone hates taxes.

Lefties don't.

Ellie is annoyed she's eaten loads of calories today. Ah well, the 2 chocolate bars felt good at the time. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ September 22 2010, 9:06 PM BST

Ellie is annoyed she's eaten loads of calories today. Ah well, the 2 chocolate bars felt good at the time. :)

Evening Ellie! Thats alright one day won't kill ya :)

I think I burnt it off though.

Quote: Will Cam @ September 22 2010, 5:45 PM BST

Is there a red dot on the calender next week Nat Whistling nnocently

No! I don't have lady cycles, thank lord. I'm mental enough without having to worry about hormone fluctuation

I didn't used to have lady cycles... but then I had an upside down umbrella put in me with hormones attached, and now I do.

I have a plastic straw in my arm which stops all that business.

Anyone remember me saying I found a dead caterpillar in my Boots salad? Well they sent me a sorry and a £30 gift card. Win.

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