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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 20 2010, 9:47 PM BSTI wrote a balloon for a man organising his fiancee's hen night. But he didn't want her to find out that he'd done it. She seemingly didn't have anyone else to do it for her. :\
Aw. That's both sweet and sad.
A girl that lonely will never leave him or refuse him anything.
That's a fantasy girl.
Quote: zooo @ September 20 2010, 9:37 PM BSTMaybe Maid of Honour is a married person and Matron of Honour is an unmarried person. Or the other way around...
I was one for my best friend, but I can't remember which I was called.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maids are unmarried.
A Matron is married or Hattie Jacques.
Why am I watching some one stuff a wooden spike up a gel manequins bottom on Deadliest Warrior.
Quote: sootyj @ September 20 2010, 9:55 PM BSTA girl that lonely will never leave him or refuse him anything.
That's a fantasy girl.
Oh that's horrible 
You're horrible.
I feel sorry for the girls I organise their hen dos for, me however would like a classy affair. Just got to find someone stupid enough to marry me.
Nah it just means some unhappy girl with no confidence will find herabusive true love.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 20 2010, 10:16 PM BSTI feel sorry for the girls I organise their hen dos for, me however would like a classy affair. Just got to find someone stupid enough to marry me.
Could be a little like the Blitz
Quote: EllieJP @ September 20 2010, 10:16 PM BSTI feel sorry for the girls I organise their hen dos for, me however would like a classy affair. Just got to find someone stupid enough to marry me.
I will marry you, Ellie!
Yey!!!!
HANG ON! Can I come to (both) hen nights then?
Quiet night. 
This is a bitchin' sandwich.
Quote: Leevil @ September 21 2010, 12:02 AM BSTQuiet night.
Stille Nacht !
I am craving dying for something awesome and greasy. Fry up, Wimpy meal, something lovely and bad for me.