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Damn you slapdash dyslexia.

Maybe Maid of Honour is a married person and Matron of Honour is an unmarried person. Or the other way around...

I was one for my best friend, but I can't remember which I was called.

I'm spritely.

I've decided I'm going to plan the hen night. I just found this BEAUT on the intywebs.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 20 2010, 9:28 PM BST

She will. She's my best friend of.. shiiittt 20 years?? Yep. I'm sure I'll be helping with planning etc.

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Ah, that could be fun then!

Quote: sootyj @ September 20 2010, 9:23 PM BST

Could be you Zooo, Aaron maybe playing his cards close to his chest...

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Har.

I am so terrified by Hen Nights.

Me too. I'm never going on another one!

Me neither. And I've never been on one.

Ha! Trust your instincts. Run like the wind!

Unless it's an alternative one, like with picnics and cakes and no strippers.

That's how mine would be! I will walk out otherwise.

Aw!
I bet Elliot will be invited too.

I won't get her a stripper, she'll be terrified. It will be a civilised affair. Maybe get a little bit lairy later on.

I wrote a balloon for a man organising his fiancee's hen night. But he didn't want her to find out that he'd done it. She seemingly didn't have anyone else to do it for her. :\

Awww.
But, who's going to be there?

Oh that's sad

God knows. I guess her friends, but none of them wanted to organise it.

We also had to write one saying "Love all your friends and Natalie" for someone's birthday. Poor Natalie.