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Status report Page 274

Quote: Moonstone @ January 1 2009, 10:26 PM GMT

Trees stuck up pussies could work.

Would you touch the sides afterwards?

Status: Feverish, chills, achy and I have the-cough-that-will-not-end.

Sick

Well, I'd ask where you picked that up from, but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Quote: Leevil @ January 1 2009, 11:44 PM GMT

Well, I'd ask where you picked that up from, but what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

My parents brought it with them from Florida. Now we're all sick. It must be epidemic in Florida, because my son said his other grandfather was in the hospital today. He was diagnosed with a severe viral lung infection.

Oh right. Well, sorry about that. Whistling nnocently

I have one that goes away then hits me full force at 3am.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 2 2009, 12:20 AM GMT

I have one that goes away then hits me full force at 3am.

Whistling nnocently

Unimpressed You have to stop doing that.

You keep waking up Ian.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 2 2009, 12:25 AM GMT

Unimpressed You have to stop doing that.

You keep waking up Ian.

It's alright you keep him tied up most the time

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 2 2009, 12:25 AM GMT

You keep wanking up Ian.

Quote: Gavin @ January 2 2009, 12:26 AM GMT

It's alright you keep him tied up most the time

There is nowt kinky about that. In his sleep, he tosses and turns and ends up kicking Nil out of the bed.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 2 2009, 12:28 AM GMT

There is nowt kinky about that. In his sleep, he tosses and turns and ends up kicking Nil out of the bed.

Poor Nil.

I know. The only way he can get back to sleep is a cuddle from Lee.

WHAT?

It gets cold!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 2 2009, 12:39 AM GMT

I know. The only way he can get back to sleep is a cuddle from Lee.

WHAT?

It gets cold!

Angelic

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ January 2 2009, 12:39 AM GMT

I know. The only way he can get back to sleep is a cuddle from Lee.

Anything to stop his whining, well, almost anything.

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