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I have cheered myself up by writing another sketh :D thanks Pope Benny, old boy!

Quote: zooo @ September 16 2010, 4:08 PM BST

An apt Freudian slip.

*nods wisely*

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 16 2010, 1:31 PM BST

It is raaaaining. :(
And my hair has ended up very short again.

It Shrinks ???

Huh? :S

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ September 16 2010, 2:08 PM BST

I don't know. It just hurts every time I take a step.

Perhaps you have gout.

Has an idea for an EastEnders zombie sketch but I don't know if it's worth it!! :(

Quote: Leevil @ September 16 2010, 4:42 PM BST

Has an idea for an EastEnders zombie sketch but I don't know if it's worth it!! :(

Yes please!!! I've got some zombie animation designs I want to test out.

Go for it.

Couple of odd little stories yesterday. I had in my mind ten crisp £10 notes in my wallet and the figure of £100 bouncing around my head. I wasn't sure where this would come from but it felt quite strong.

As I said before I'm not a betting man though I did see an advert in a betting shop window that caught my eye. It said you could win £110 from a £10 stake on Chelsea winning a match 4-0 and I was tempted for a while. What stopped me doing it was that while I'd win £100 I would end up with £110 in my wallet because I'd get my original money back as well. It's a good job I didn't go for it because despite leading 4-0 at one point, Chelsea's opponents MSK Zilina got one back in the second half.

Another instance was a little more spooky but no more profitable.

To recap I had this £100 in my wallet image in my head so I thought I'd take a punt at a lottery scratch card. This particular game required the purchaser to match two symbols and you won the amount below one of them. My 'winning' symbol was '£' but I unfortunatley didn't get one of those in the game but what I did get was a wallet symbol and the amount of...you've guessed it, £100.

Image

So near yet so far... :)

Quote: Leevil @ September 16 2010, 4:42 PM BST

Has an idea for an EastEnders zombie sketch but I don't know if it's worth it!! :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeM5YcMUtFQ&feature=related

It's a collection of footage from the show. Gonna have to track down some episodes from a few weeks ago. Errr

Quote: David Bussell @ September 16 2010, 4:44 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeM5YcMUtFQ&feature=related

:D

Mines going to be real footage, just edited together funny (hopefully).

Quote: Leevil @ September 16 2010, 4:45 PM BST

It's a collection of footage from the show. Gonna have to track down some episodes from a few weeks ago. Errr

Darn real people *shakes fist*

Has got a wonky nose - but it's not that noticeable.

Quote: Leevil @ September 16 2010, 4:45 PM BST

It's a collection of footage from the show. Gonna have to track down some episodes from a few weeks ago. Errr

:D

Mines going to be real footage, just edited together funny (hopefully).

I really can't be arsed!

Basically, a few weeks ago there was a shot of an empty Albert Square. It resembled something out of 28 Days later. Last week there was a scene where Phil Mitchell was being pulled out of a van, whilst others stood around with baseball bats. This week the Queen Vic exploded. It would all add up to a rather good zombie/horror trailer. But I don't think it'll be funny enough, and reviewing some of the footage now it looks a bit naff, a bit too naff.

Ellie's Mum text her this morning to say she's signed us both up for a marathon in May next year. Oh joy!

Quote: EllieJP @ September 16 2010, 5:06 PM BST

Ellie's Mum text her this morning to say she's signed us both up for a marathon in May next year. Oh joy!

My Mu... oh, I've already done that joke.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 16 2010, 4:57 PM BST

Has got a wonky nose - but cute.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 16 2010, 5:06 PM BST

Ellie's Mum text her this morning to say she's signed us both up for a marathon in May next year. Oh joy!

Hopefully not London because that's in April - or maybe it's a cunning plan so that you deliberately miss it. :)

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