Have a drumstick and your brain starts ticking?
D'OH.
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High five cultured chums!
Tough luck innit.
I'm earning in 5 days what I used to get for 3.5 days (well 2 really my job asked me not to work go figure).
The real kicker is that I just don't have the time/energy to do the writing for money I used to. Sothat's costing me about £150 a month (yes Newsrevue and Treason used to use a lot of my stuff).
Not to mention my organisation is forever trying to get me to cut my teams wages.
Sucks to be me too (well it does anyway).
I may writer a sketch about the Chuckle Brothers as paedo priests to cheer myself up,
I'm feeling arsey today. Which is rare for me.
I'm not well. Thats probably it. All dizzy, hot and not nice.
you need to do like me mate. Work 19 hours a day. Humans can function on a small amount of sleep
Chip's just been into the city centre and seen the religous nutball trying to hand out leaflets but getting ignored by everyone. Chip felt sorry for the man as he's probably quite lonely.
Quote: bigfella @ September 16 2010, 3:02 PM BSTI'm feeling arses today. Which is a rare treat for me.
I'm not well. Thats probably it. All dizzy, hot and full of spice.
So you got the job of Benny's official arse tester.
Quote: chipolata @ September 16 2010, 3:06 PM BSTChip's just been into the city centre and seen the religous nutball trying to hand out leaflets but getting ignored by everyone. Chip felt sorry for the man as he's probably quite lonely.
Are you stalking the Pope?
Quote: chipolata @ September 16 2010, 3:06 PM BSTChip's just been into the city centre and seen the religous nutball trying to hand out leaflets but getting ignored by everyone. Chip felt sorry for the man as he's probably quite lonely.
You could be his friend.
Quote: Gavin @ September 16 2010, 3:03 PM BSTyou need to do like me mate. Work 19 hours a day. Humans can function on a small amount of sleep
I would agree with Mr Gav's thoughts here. I often feel far better when I sleep less.
Quote: sootyj @ September 16 2010, 3:07 PM BSTSo you got the job of Benny's official arse tester.
It pays well.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 16 2010, 3:08 PM BSTYou could be his friend.
Or Chip could have been walking past a mirror?
The man likes a good arse, it must be an awsome responsibility,
Quote: sootyj @ September 16 2010, 3:10 PM BSTThe man likes a good arse, it must be an awsome responsibility,
Lets be fair, I have one of the better arses on the BCG.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 16 2010, 3:08 PM BSTYou could be his friend.
Providing we didn't get onto the subject of homosexuality he's probably quite nice.
And that's in a collection of arses, butt heads and a holes.
Hasn't had a cigarette for 2 weeks. Although I'm posting this because I'm graving one now. 
Quote: Leevil @ September 16 2010, 4:06 PM BSTI'm graving one now.
An apt Freudian slip.
*nods wisely*