Quote: chipolata @ September 15 2010, 9:30 AM BSTI didn't sleep much last night because my fattest cat decided to come all over me at two in the morning.
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 15 2010, 9:32 AM BST
That's the face I made when I was rudely awoken by treddling and purring in my earhole.
Quote: chipolata @ September 15 2010, 9:30 AM BSTI didn't sleep much last night because my fattest cat decided to come and crawl all over me at two in the morning.
Awwwwww! I want a fat cat.
Fat cats are the best.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 15 2010, 10:00 AM BSTFat cats are the best.
Surely not the ones at City Hall?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 15 2010, 10:00 AM BSTFart cats are the best.
Eeeewww
Quote: EllieJP @ September 15 2010, 9:42 AM BSTAwwwwww! I want a fat cat.
Why not get on the Aprentice and seduce Sir Alan?
I just want a pussy cat that I can stroke and laugh at when he can't fit through the cat flap.
Like Winnie the Pooooh.
I want to read some of that now.
Mind numbingly bored.
Will Cam has a red eye from nowhere today.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 15 2010, 10:34 AM BSTMind numbingly bored.
Watch this... http://daveschneider.co.uk/2010/09/close-calls/
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 15 2010, 10:34 AM BSTMind numbingly bored.
Then read my latest creation.
It's awful.
But you know it's another 2 minutes you won't have to fill.
I may see if I can get cheese slices to stick to my ceiling.
Shitty sound on my laptop 
Quote: sootyj @ September 15 2010, 10:40 AM BSTThen read my latest creation.
It's awful.
But you know it's another 2 minutes you won't have to fill.
I may see if I can get cheese slices to stick to my ceiling.
I already read it.
OOOH I HAVE SOME CHEESE SLICES. Don't think the landlord would be delighted.
Then stop listening to Bros.