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Danny seems to be pissing people off unintentionally today.

"I think I shall go where other people are not."

Quote: PhQnix @ January 1 2009, 5:18 PM GMT

I don't get to sleep in my bedroom, hence complaining. Typical Northerners, making everything into an issue about territorial divides. :P

Laughing out loud How is your Uncle Dad?

Quote: Leevil @ January 1 2009, 4:58 PM GMT

Yes, talking over you and saying your punchlines before you get the chance sounds like a great mate.

I like him really, but that does bug me on QI.

True.

Quote: PhQnix @ January 1 2009, 5:14 PM GMT

My room's been stoldeded by cousins! I want my bed back please.

Quote: PhQnix @ January 1 2009, 5:18 PM GMT

I don't get to sleep in my bedroom, hence complaining.

:O :O

Seriously?

Yesh. They're only ickle though - so I'll let it sliiiiide.

Quote: PhQnix @ January 1 2009, 5:52 PM GMT

Yesh. They're only ickle though - so I'll let it sliiiiide.

Should check them foo's

Quote: PhQnix @ January 1 2009, 5:52 PM GMT

Yesh. They're only ickle though - so I'll let it sliiiiide.

You have a slide?! :O Arr cool!

Death slide?

Fireman's pole more likely.

Robyn, does Elliot have a 'fireman's pole'?

He barely has the helmet.

....and cue next joke about bush fires....

And pussies stuck up trees....

Hm, maybe that doesn't work.

Big hoses?

Maybe if it was trees stuck..... you know what, I'm just going to stop.

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