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Didn't think I'd break out The Corinthian quite yet.

Quote: chipolata @ September 11 2010, 9:33 PM BST

Chimps can live to 40 or 50.

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Not if you shoot them and eat their brains.

Ain't had M&Ms in aaaages. Yup.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 11 2010, 9:36 PM BST

Didn't think I'd break out The Corinthian quite yet.

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Oh, Nil. You sexy geek.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 11 2010, 9:36 PM BST

Didn't think I'd break out The Corinthian quite yet.

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One of the best gay characters in comics.

Quote: Leevil @ September 11 2010, 9:37 PM BST

Oh, Nil. You sexy geek.

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New one.

That's a mean looking chimpanzee

He's gonna stub that out and beat you up!

Quote: Leevil @ September 11 2010, 10:04 PM BST

He's gonna stub that out and rape me!

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You will cross the safety fences at Monkey world. It's almost like you enjoyed being bummed by monkeys.

Some people like to listen to music or watch a film to unwind. I like to do something different.

Me to I like to dress as a chimpanzee and hangout at Monkey World smoking.

We're those kool kids you always read about.

Yeh I'm going to beat up Jeremy Chiles on ITV on Monday morning then throw my shit at the posh bird he presents with,

Quote: bigfella @ September 11 2010, 9:08 PM BST

Everyone got their singing voices ready?

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ALWAYS. What for?

Quote: Leevil @ September 11 2010, 10:07 PM BST

Some people like to listen to music or watch a film to unwind. I like to do something different.

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Careful, you'll get aids.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 11 2010, 10:37 PM BST

ALWAYS. What for?

Careful, you'll get maids.

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Compulsively setting up cleaning companies again?