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Chip's so bored he's dug out his all time favourite BCG quote...

Quote: EllieJP @ October 13 2008, 5:08 PM BST

Ellie is hungry - watch out she may eat you. GET IN MA BELLY!

Laughing out loud You are mad.

Quote: chipolata @ September 10 2010, 8:34 AM BST

Chip's in a good mood as he has a 'date' with a real human lady to look forward to tonight.

Cor! A real human lady? You a player!

Is it Mary Bale? Because I wouldn't let her near your cats.

Oh no, we might have to rescue Chip from a wheelie bin.

Or just leave him there for a bit.

He should be okay for 15 hours.

He'd probably quite like that.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 10 2010, 11:19 AM BST

He'd probably quite like that.

Crawling around in his own poo? And going hungry? :(

That's chip!

Annoying headache. Angry

Quote: Leevil @ September 10 2010, 12:09 PM BST

Annoying headache. Angry

Ditto, have a cup of tea mate See. if that clears it up.

Have some chocolate!

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2010, 12:16 PM BST

Have some chocolate!

Chocolate and a cup of tea?

Well, chocolate and some nice yummy Coke.

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2010, 12:18 PM BST

Well, chocolate and some nice yummy Coke.

It'll ruin your nose.

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