Anywhere that will print a lovely picture of the book!!!
More importantly, what was on tonights menu?
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Tesco Healthy Living beef lasagna. Even I have to rest every now and then.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 9 2010, 1:47 PM BSTDoh!
I'm out tonight.
Whats the Comedy then?
Anything new?
8/10 Cats, Mock The Week, The King Is Dead and Celebrity Juice.
I have a plan though. Oh yes.
Quote: bigfella @ September 9 2010, 8:08 PM BSTOn the cover of this weeks Chat!
Wooooo!
Excellent, I might get to read that. Some pleb at work buys it and leaves them in the canteen.
You won't believe the title of the article!!!
I do LOVE the quotes they put on the front of those magazines.
Quote: bigfella @ September 9 2010, 8:34 PM BSTYou won't believe the title of the article!!!
What is it?
The cover makes it look like that woman is your wife. Is she? You never said your wife had it too!
She is my wife. And she has lost eight stone. 
Those who watched the TV programme knew......
From Cookie Monsters to Nookie Monsters!!!
Those who had the flipping channel. 
Quote: bigfella @ September 9 2010, 8:38 PM BSTFrom Cookie Monsters to Nookie Monsters!!!
That's the title? 
I bet your kids are well pleased...
Quote: zooo @ September 9 2010, 8:42 PM BSTThose who had the flipping channel.
Yeah! 
They don't care. Just considered another of my "mad" schemes.
I have just read "How to survive a crocodile attack".
It is highly informative & I now feel very safe knowing that should one approach me in Tesco or along the canal, I could possibly defend myself.
Quote: Charley @ September 9 2010, 8:46 PM BSTI have just read "How to survive a crocodile attack".
It is highly informative & I now feel very safe knowing that should one approach me in Tesco or along the canal, I could possibly defend myself.
By opening your cavernous fanny and enticing it in with the musty, fishy odour?
Quote: Charley @ September 9 2010, 8:46 PM BSTI have just read "How to survive a crocodile attack".
It is highly informative & I now feel very safe knowing that should one approach me in Tesco or along the canal, I could possibly defend myself.
What was the summary?
Is this a book?