Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 9 2010, 3:29 PM BSTThat's alright Nat. If my feet were any bigger, they would make my tiny lady hands look really out of proportion.
At least that makes your wrinkly willy seem bigger! 
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Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 9 2010, 3:37 PM BSTOnly for the next hour or so, mind you. It was Robyn yesterday.
Aw.
What can I say, I'm fickle.
I was just flattered to be the favourite even for a little while!
It was somewhere inbetween balloons, tophats and colour changing egg timers.
I'm f**king bored. Have to wait for the boy to finish work before I can leave, which is 45 minutes away. I might hulk out.
You should just start trying out some stand up, regardless of where you are right now. 
Nah I'll look even more mental than normal. I'm THINKING about standup though, if that counts?
Hmm, ok, I'll let you off I guess! Seeing as it's you!
*bats eyelashes innocently*
Have you ever actually batted your eyelashes at someone? You look fully disabled.
I never have, no, but I'm pretty sure I'd look even more like a mental than I usually do.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ September 9 2010, 1:57 PM BSTI would be delighted to find a bag of baby mice
Because you like the crunch as you step on their skulls?
Quote: Aaron @ September 9 2010, 6:49 PM BSTBecause you like the crunch as you step on their skulls?
They're an ancient Roman delicasy. Boiled and served dipped in honey.
On the cover of this weeks Chat!
Quote: bigfella @ September 9 2010, 8:08 PM BSTOn the cover of this weeks Chat!
It's good you can finally talk about being raped in the shed of shame.
Quote: bigfella @ September 9 2010, 8:08 PM BSTOn the cover of this weeks Chat!
You'll be in Woman's Weekly next!