Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 9 2010, 2:10 PM BST
What have I done!
*goes to special corner*
Don't fall over your tiny feet on the way there.
I'm just kidding, you're a hell of a guy.
With tiny feet.
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Quote: David Bussell @ September 9 2010, 2:12 PM BSTDon't fall over your tiny feet on the way there.
I'm just kidding, you're a hell of a guy.
With tiny feet.
*But how did Bussell know that I'm a member of a dreaded sub-species. How? I've been ever so careful*
I wouldn't take that John.
Give him a kick in the nostril
What, with my tiny feet?
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2010, 12:46 PM BSTwill you be putting on a show yourself?
I was actually quite tempted. The women were very slim though!
Is it worth me going back and seeing where all this tiny feet malarky originated?
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2010, 2:21 PM BSTIs it worth me going back and seeing where all this tiny feet malarky originated?
Well, what do you think?
(It's all to do with me crushing mice under my size 9 doc martins. Starts 3 or 4 posts up from the bottom of the last page)
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 9 2010, 2:23 PM BSTWell, what do you think? (It's all to do with me crushing mice under my size 9 doc martins. Starts 3 or 4 posts up from the bottom of the last page)
I'll give it a miss. But I'm building quite a picture of you: fat lined hamster face, tiny feet, small crumpled penis and knackered baws.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2010, 2:18 PM BSTI was actually quite tempted. The women were very slim though!
You've not got the breastage for burlesque.
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2010, 2:27 PM BSTI'll give it a miss. But I'm building quite a picture of you: fat lined hamster face, tiny feet, small crumpled penis and knackered baws.
I can be seen in profile in the next edition of the medical journal.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 9 2010, 2:30 PM BSTI can be seen in profile in the next edition of the medical journal.
But not your feet, at least not without the aid of a powerful microscope.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 9 2010, 2:32 PM BSTBut not your feet, at least not without the aid of a powerful microscope.
You're jealous of my lady feet.
Men with massive feet look stupid.
Quote: chipolata @ September 9 2010, 2:29 PM BSTYou've not got the breastage for burlesque.
The women had quite small boobies. I think bigger and the twirling action wouldn't have worked so well.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 9 2010, 2:41 PM BSTThe women had quite small boobies. I think bigger and the twirling action wouldn't have worked so well.
That's what I mean. They'd be swinging around like bags of sugar in tights!
Quote: zooo @ September 9 2010, 2:38 PM BSTMen with massive feet look stupid.
*Goes sobbing to big feet corner*