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Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2010, 3:23 PM BST

Why is it so crumpled? Do you need to iron out the wrinkles?

I am doing. That's why it's hot.

Plus, it doesn't really get out much.

Quote: chipolata @ September 8 2010, 3:23 PM BST

Just once I'd like to get through a day without you referring to your tiny crumpled penis.

Today is not that day.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2010, 3:24 PM BST

I am doing. That's why it's hot.

Plus, it doesn't really get out much.

For some reason I imagine your penis with a tiny sad face on it.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2010, 3:25 PM BST

For some reason I imagine your penis with a tiny sad face on it.

Have you been peeking? :O

Quote: David Bussell @ September 8 2010, 3:14 PM BST

Can I play Jack Delaney? My oirish is better than Tom Cruise's to be sure!

PS. Did you know that neither of your books have a Wiki page. What's the craic?

Neither implies only two lol. And I think somebody has to be arsed to do one don't they?? :)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ September 8 2010, 3:26 PM BST

Have you been peeking? :O

:D

Quote: Marc P @ September 8 2010, 3:38 PM BST

Neither implies only two lol. And I think somebody has to be arsed to do one don't they?? :)

I thought it was just the two Jack Delaney books. Did I just talk myself out of a role?

Someone has to write up a Wiki page. Doesn't have to be you though.

Quote: zooo @ September 8 2010, 3:05 PM BST

Is it grey to match the nail varnish?

Corpse chic?

I'm on the train and there is a man reading a magazine about trains. That's a bit weird.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 8 2010, 3:42 PM BST

I thought it was just the two Jack Delaney books. Did I just talk myself out of a role?

Someone has to write up a Wiki page. Doesn't have to be you though.

LOL, Three out so far, the last was out a few weeks ago called Death Row.

Quote: David Bussell @ September 8 2010, 3:42 PM BST

Did I just talk myself out of a role?

There is a role you;d be good for in the one I just wrote, not a Delaney book. I'll let my people know. :)

Quote: Marc P @ September 8 2010, 4:17 PM BST

LOL, Three out so far, the last was out a few weeks ago called Death Row.

There is a role you;d be good for in the one I just wrote, not a Delaney book. I'll let my people know. :)

Oops. Better get down the library and borrow a copy!

Is the role 'conceited douchebag' because that's really my comfort zone.

He is a very nice young man, but is awkward in the company of attractive women.

Quote: Marc P @ September 8 2010, 4:48 PM BST

He is a very nice young man, but is awkward in the company of attractive women.

It's a stretch but I'll do my best :)

Today I saw the Asian James Cotter.

Quote: Leevil @ September 8 2010, 5:01 PM BST

Today I saw the Asian James Cotter.

How do you know it wasn't the real James Cotter slipping effortlessly into another role?

Quote: EllieJP @ September 8 2010, 3:23 PM BST

Why is it so crumpled? Do you need to iron out the wrinkles?

When my kids were preteens they liked to call each other "penis wrinkle."

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