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Quote: bigfella @ August 30 2010, 9:01 PM BST

I had a meeting with a Government Minister about two years ago. Amazing, they still had a tea lady, and a plate of fruit all wrapped up in cling film.

Government ministers have a daily fruit allowance of I think 10 or 20 squids daily.

Cameron is planning to scrap it.

Sometimes he makes a good call.

Quote: Will Cam @ August 30 2010, 9:25 PM BST

Hey Nat, how did the chilli nachos go down?

:D

Quote: Will Cam @ August 30 2010, 9:25 PM BST

Hey Nat, how did I go down?

You filthy monkey.

Quote: Aaron @ August 30 2010, 9:11 PM BST

That way, you can write this discussion of as research and claim it back on tax.

*Off

Quote: sootyj @ August 30 2010, 9:30 PM BST

Cameron is planning to scrap it.

Sometimes he makes a good call.

Careful.. he'll have your soul if you're not careful.

Soled? That'd save me a fortune on shoes!

What a lovely man I may vote for him.

Quote: sootyj @ August 30 2010, 9:30 PM BST

Government ministers have a daily fruit allowance of I think 10 or 20 squids daily.

Cameron is planning to scrap it.

Sometimes he makes a good call.

Should scrap half of the ministers as well.

Quote: sootyj @ August 30 2010, 9:32 PM BST

Soled? That'd save me a fortune on shoes!

What a lovely man I may vote for him.

:D

Quote: Aaron @ August 30 2010, 9:35 PM BST

Should saw the ministers as well.

You might be onto something. Can we hack Galloway into eigths with a blunt spoon?

Quote: sootyj @ August 30 2010, 9:30 PM BST

Government ministers have a daily fruit allowance of I think 10 or 20 squids daily.

Is that true?

Thats a shit load of apples from Sainsburys

I think there's a grocer driving a Bentley somewhere with a villa on the South of France.

You should have seen the size of this guys office as well. Every single paper in there (unread - and it was 7.30 at night).

Quote: sootyj @ August 30 2010, 9:39 PM BST

You might be onto something. Can we hack Galloway into eigths with a blunt spoon?

It sickens me to the pit of my stomach that that man has received a single penny from the taxpayer. Eugh.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23844539-fruit-explains-why-britain-is-a-basket-case.do

£8 a day. Still that's like a pound of cherrys and a preprepared mango, some blueberries and a couple of those supersweet bananas.

F**king hell I want that much fruit a day. How do I get into this government?

Quote: Aaron @ August 30 2010, 9:42 PM BST

It sickens me to the pit of my stomach that that man has received a single penny from the taxpayer. Eugh.

Prepare to vomit.

He's the main presenter for Iranian Press TV. The worst state propaganda machine outside of North Korea.

Quote: sootyj @ August 30 2010, 9:45 PM BST

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23844539-fruit-explains-why-britain-is-a-basket-case.do

£8 a day. Still that's like a pound of cherrys and a preprepared mango, some blueberries and a couple of those supersweet bananas.

F**king hell I want that much fruit a day. How do I get into this government?

Well if that little plate of fruit I saw was £8 quids worth.....

Didn't I read somewhere that George Osborne tried to order Fish and Chips for him and the 3 people he was meeting with and they quoted him something like £80 to have it in his office. He told them to f**k off.

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