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Ben was shocked to see David Bussell smoking at the weekend. He was doing all the stereotypical head movements of a smoker too as they exhale enjoyably.

AND! HE WAS SMOKING ROLLUPS!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 23 2010, 7:35 PM BST

We were given jacket potatoes as a treat at work today; since when was a free potatoe a treat? I declined and ate my sandwich.

Is your boss Irish?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 23 2010, 6:40 PM BST

The gevernment's consistent approach to blanket bans of both legal and illegal highs has been proven wrong time and time and again. The reason that drugs are dangerous, is that they are not properly regulated.

a) Woops.
b) ... Errr

Smoking is cool. The Bussell probably wants more cool.

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 7:44 PM BST

a) Woops.
b) ... Errr

Thankfully I spell checked before I sent it !

I also had a jacket spud for dinner. Nice and crispy on the outside.

I'd be happy with any treat at work.

How about a Kinder egg, BF?

Quote: bigfella @ August 23 2010, 7:59 PM BST

I also had a jacket spud for dinner. Nice and crispy on the outside.

I'd be happy with any treat at work.

*shakes fist at bigfella*

I think I'm going to have pasta.

Quote: Ben @ August 23 2010, 7:59 PM BST

How about a Kinder egg, BF?

Chocolate is the devil's work Ben. And as for those "toys."

Quote: Ben @ August 23 2010, 7:59 PM BST

How about a Kinder egg, BF?

Hearing my mate's two year old son say 'Can I have a kinder egg' in a thick Belfast accent is one of my secret pleasures.

It's not much of a life, but it's the only one I've got.

Quote: bigfella @ August 23 2010, 7:59 PM BST

I'd be happy with any treat at work.

Your staff pulling their weight?

Ben is full of jacket potato and chilli.

Rob is full of Ben's constant talk about yummy jacket potatoes. Gr.

Quote: bigfella @ August 23 2010, 7:59 PM BST

I also had a jacket spud for dinner. Nice and crispy on the outside.

I'd be happy with any treat at work.

I thought you were the boss?

Can't you make all your quivering underlings wear party hats and give you kinder eggs? Before dancing naked around your cardboard cut out like heathen indians.

I had cheese with mine, but Chilli sounds good.

Quote: Aaron @ August 23 2010, 8:22 PM BST

Your staff pulling their weight?

Pah!!

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2010, 8:34 PM BST

I thought you were the boss?

Can't you make all your quivering underlings wear party hats and give you kinder eggs? Before dancing naked around your cardboard cut out like heathen indians.

I'll try that tommorow and let you know.

Quote: sootyj @ August 23 2010, 8:34 PM BST

I thought you were the boss?

Can't you make all your quivering underlings wear party hats and give you kinder eggs? Before dancing naked around your cardboard cut out like heathen indians.

*adds to list of 'Things I will do if I win the lottery'.*

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