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I'm in a foul mood too BF, am loaded with the cold. :(

Why are nervous about the interview?

It's with The Sun.

And sorry about the cold. Summer colds are shitty.

I hate tattoos too, but a friend of mine is a tatooist, I really don't 'get' them but I liked this one he did recently.

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Quote: bigfella @ August 20 2010, 8:47 PM BST

It's with The Sun.

And sorry about the cold. Summer colds are shitty.

Crikey so which England footballer have you been knobbing?

or do you have 30 welfare kids?

Quote: bigfella @ August 20 2010, 8:47 PM BST

It's with The Sun.

Could be worse it could be the John Lucas supporting Daily Mail.

When will the interview be in the paper?

Oh and when is the serialization of your book in the JLS daily Mail?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ August 20 2010, 11:12 PM BST

Oh and when is the serialization in the JLS daily Mail?

Oh, I'd like my Daily Male to be JLS, where do I sign up?

Just caught one moth because it was flapping about my screen and I put it outside. Then a second appeared and I tried to catch it, but I trapped it between my fingertips and now feel all blugh!! as though I squished it, although I don't think I did.

Debating whether to do the design updates to a leaflet that I'd promised by Friday afternoon before I go to bed. Don't want to do them during the day tomorrow or Sunday and can't on Monday as I'm in Edinburgh.

Arse.

It took several takes to read 'design' there. I kept reading it as 'dee-sign'. How much have I smoked? :S

I'm thinking I should go to bed, but I'm in the mood to chat on here. Unfortunately things seem to be going quite slowly.

Quote: Leevil @ August 21 2010, 1:17 AM BST

Just caught one moth because it was flapping about my screen and I put it outside. Then a second appeared and I tried to catch it, but I trapped it between my fingertips and now feel all blugh!! as though I squished it, although I don't think I did.

Woo! The moth is back, he is alive, ALIVE! But still bugging me...

I went to my parents for a couple of days but now I'm back. Hope the heartache of me leaving you all again wasn't too much to bare. Soz.

Wants Godot to post more, for his posts amuse me greatly.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 21 2010, 2:10 AM BST

I went to my parents for a couple of days but now I'm back. Hope the heartache of me leaving you all again wasn't too much to bare. Soz.

I did wonder where you'd got to, Missy! Angry :P

You can't keep treating us like this, Nat!

In other news, I'm awake and have a very dry mouth. Off to London later too!

One of my direct descendents was called Ambrose and was once arrested for being drunk and disorderly on Lincoln High Bridge. I've just discovered that it runs in the family as this report in the Suffolk Free Press testifies...

"Moss Orbell late a farmer of Henny Fen was charged with being drunk and disorderly, he was found lying in a gutter in North Street drunk. 7 days [in prison]."

...on the flip side we be treated badly too...

"Ebenezer Turp and Walter Turp of Pentlow, two boys, were charged with damaging property belonging to Mr Robert Orbell of Pentlow.
Mr Orbell said he found his turnip machine damaged by the boys who had put land drain tiles in the machine and grinding them up. The police of the parish said the boys did not bear good characters. 21 days in prison."

http://www.foxearth.org.uk/1868-1869SuffolkFreePress.html

Do you still have the turnip machine?

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