My God you're hunting John Irving aren't you?
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Ben is going to go do some pressups in a bit.
Quote: Ben @ August 16 2010, 7:07 PM BSTBen is going to go do some pressups in a bit.
Roscoff has done his run for the day and just come back from his mum's where he then put all that weight back on. I don't want to appear too thin as when I turn sideways you may indeed, not see me.
You're all man, ver coff!
Quote: Ben @ August 16 2010, 8:16 PM BSTYou're all man, ver coff!
No. He is.
Good f**king god.
Novelty willy-warmer?
God his testicles are a mess.
Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2010, 8:35 PM BSTGod his testicles are a mess.
Especially the one on the floor.
Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2010, 8:35 PM BSTGod his testicles are a mess.
Yet not quite as wrinkly as mine...
Wow! Sign off for a couple of hours and that's what happens!
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm outta here!
Quote: roscoff @ August 16 2010, 8:31 PM BSTNo. He is.
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. That is just wrong.
Cute little Woo Woo's though.
Here's another one you may not care for:
Poor bearskin rug!!!
Will Cam's daughter is getting married on Saturday and his wife has been nagging him to write his speech down. I have scribbled a few notes down with a view to winging it on the day, which is my preferred style. I think trying to write funny speeches down longhand makes them flat. I think I will write down more than I normally would as I have never bombed before and my only daughter's wedding might not be the best time to start!