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Quote: DaButt @ August 11 2010, 2:51 PM BST

I'm doing my part to keep the world safe by eating kosher salt. As far as I can tell there's no lifeblood in it.

I have seen Kosher salt on recipes - what's the skinny on that?

You'd prefer kosher salt beef I suspect

Quote: Marc P @ August 11 2010, 2:52 PM BST

I have seen Kosher salt on recipes - what's the skinny on that?

It's a course rock salt used in some koshering process's for getting all of the blood out of meat.

But is quite a nice salt in it's self. As it doesn't absorb fluid too quickly it kinda sits on chips like pretty salty crystals.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_salt

Cheers.

Just watched Countdown - first time since Madeley snuffed it. That new Vorderman's a bit of alright, aint she?

Don't get Cotter started.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 11 2010, 4:08 PM BST

Just watched Countdown - first time since Madeley snuffed it.

He'll snuff you in a minute.

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The frustrating thing with the MIL is that she has taken part in 15 different religions in the past 20 years. She took my husband to a faith healer after he lost his eyesight and when it didn't come back she blamed it on him because his belief wasn't strong enough.

Oh, and I did leave a scathing comment for her on Facebook. Should make Connor's birthday party on Friday pretty interesting...

What did you say ?

Here you go Nat:

Wow. I have never once pushed my beliefs on someone else. And it doesn't matter what my children or I believe. You are a grandmother, not my son's moral and educational compass. That is my job. He is doing very well in school, top of his class actually. I also find it very hard to believe that a person who put my husband through as much as you did when he was a child would question anything my son is taught. I'm very sorry, but it needed to be said. You upset him very much and you need to find a way to fix this.

Good response. Fair but adequately defensive of your loinlings.

Very nice Andie. You just need to finsh it with

You f**king bitch.

Ben is about to eat pie and watch The Empire Strikes Back.

Apple or Chicken and Mushroom?

I've just seen the cover of Tony Blair's Book - "A journey"

Why is he off centre? Is it some hidden message?

Chicken.

Finished cleaning yet, BF?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 11 2010, 1:40 PM BST

That's like our DigDug right??

I believe so, yes! :) Ah, similar then.. (as per Mr Sunshine)

You could probably do with a Mr DigDug to bury your MIL!

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