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Ben is off to get some brunch and then get dressed.

Rather than say 'I can twist you around my little finger' (which he can), my son Charlie just said, 'I can turn my head around'.

Paramedics are on standby.

Quote: Ben @ August 8 2010, 10:45 AM BST

I can't believe Leevil blew me out. I'm going to hang round Peterborough bus station all day and wait for him. Then I'll force him to buy an overpriced Coke from the Coke machine. That'll hurt him much more than physical violence ever could.

I'll be in Peterborough bus station later. Look out for a seven year old with a dislocated head and two girls bickering. A tired, downtrodden father will be in tow.

Quote: Ben @ August 8 2010, 9:35 AM BST

Hey, Leevil, I'm in Peterborough today. You wanna go for a lemonade?

doh! Ben, I wished u'd of pm'd me. Could of done with that lemonade. Im on my coach now. Come and wave me off if u want? Maybe catch you on the way back. You livin here now?

What the hell is it with Peterborough today? Hookers doing half price deals?

Quote: bigfella @ August 8 2010, 4:03 PM BST

What the hell is it with Peterborough today? Hookers doing half price deals?

Careful, I can just see the headline: Tight Thin Man Who Used To Be Fat Haggles With Prostitutes For Fifty Percent Off.

Quote: Leevil @ August 8 2010, 3:19 PM BST

doh! Ben, I wished u'd of pm'd me. Could of done with that lemonade. Im on my coach now. Come and wave me off if u want? Maybe catch you on the way back. You livin here now?

At weekends, let me know next time!

Alright , Winterlight. Will do. I'll be passing through on Thursday but only for 10 minutes if anyone else wants to wave at me.

Why do they make flat pack furniture so complex?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ August 8 2010, 10:43 AM BST

Dinner For Schmucks?

Any good? Lots of funny people in it, but the one review I've read was not pretty.

I laughed a lot and so did the rest of the audience. Zach Galifianakis was hilarious and Jemaine Clement did a great job. Stephanie Szostak is my new celebrity crush.

I'm looking forward to seeing Kristen Schaal perform at a festival in Massachusetts next week.

Ben is off to iron and watch Sherlock. Which one will be more fun? Who knows?!

Sootyj never irons. He moves to fast for creases to form

I bought a crease resistant shirt recently. It creases.

I bought and anti stick wok. And it sticks.

Why doesn't Ben put his shirt in Gavin's wock?

I can't stir Fry that.

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