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Monday is our first day without a manager since my now ex-boss had the nerve to quit his job a few weeks ago. Three of the four members of his team are in no way taking advantage of this lack of leadership by going to London tomorrow. The one who is staying behind quit last week and leaves on the 20th August.

My entire upper body aches.

Quote: Ben @ August 2 2010, 8:49 AM BST

My entire upper body aches.

Did you do that thing where you strain a pint of vodka through a sock and bench press the smallest member of your drinking party? Because Stott is still burning with humiliation after the last time.

Ellie has had an interesting weekend. Lots of realisations!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 2 2010, 9:55 AM BST

Ellie has had an interesting weekend. Lots of realisations!

Good or bad realisations?

New house has a secret passage?

Quote: roscoff @ August 1 2010, 11:04 PM BST

Don't tell me, you're real name is Wang and you work for Poundland with other nine year olds right?

Sherlockian deductions there roscoff. The staff discount is great!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 2 2010, 9:55 AM BST

Ellie has had an interesting weekend. Lots of realisations!

You can't just dangle the carrot that like Ellie JP..More....More.

Quote: chipolata @ August 2 2010, 9:58 AM BST

Good or bad realisations?

Bad and yet good. Realising something, but being able to put things right.

Quote: Will Cam @ August 2 2010, 10:10 AM BST

You can't just dangle the carrot that like Ellie JP..More....More.

Ha - not for now.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 2 2010, 10:11 AM BST

Bad and yet good. Realising something, but being able to put things right. Ha - not for now.

Uh-oh... *backs slowly away from subject*

It's your baby Chip.

Went to an old friend's wedding on Saturday at an Essex golf club. Decided to take a buggy for a midnight joyride and almost drove the thing into a stagnant pond. At one point the management realised what had happened and sent out two buggies in pursuit. He acted like he was upset but I could tell the guy who eventually pulled me over was pleased to have participated in the chase.

Laughing out loud

That's ace.

Quote: David Bussell @ August 2 2010, 10:15 AM BST

Went to an old friend's wedding on Saturday at an Essex golf club. Decided to take a buggy for a midnight joyride and almost drove the thing into a stagnant pond. At one point the management realised what had happened and sent out two buggies in pursuit. He acted like he was upset but I could tell the guy who eventually pulled me over was pleased to have participated in the chase.

This site needs its own Ned Kelly or Dukes of Hazzard. I think we have found both.

Vote Bussell!

Quote: EllieJP @ August 2 2010, 10:11 AM BST

Bad and yet good. Realising something, but being able to put things right.

The morning after pill has saved my life too.

Quote: Ben @ August 2 2010, 11:03 AM BST

The morning after pill has saved my life too.

Indeed, and there was me doubting you could make a tanks from 1,000,000 pills showed me right up.

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