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I guess the cosmos has well and truly bitten me on my arse.

Quote: Gavin @ July 29 2010, 1:30 PM BST

No sausages, chips etc.

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That's like being dead.

Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 8:03 PM BST

Are you a poledancer now or something?

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No...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2010, 8:49 PM BST

No...

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So what was revealing about work??!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2010, 8:49 PM BST

No...

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You don't sound certain . . . have they been making you dance at the balloon shop?

Quote: Gavin @ July 29 2010, 3:51 PM BST

I'm more intelligent then him

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>_<

Time for another glass of wine. I'm staring to enjoy myself now.

Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 8:53 PM BST

Time for another glass of wine. I'm staring to enjoy myself now.

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Are your trousers at half mast?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2010, 8:54 PM BST

Are your trousers at half mast?

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No.

But something else is.

My flag.

On the end of my penis.

Quote: Ben @ July 29 2010, 8:51 PM BST

So what was revealing about work??!

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I just found out some stuff I spose.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2010, 8:52 PM BST

You don't sound certain . . . have they been making you dance at the balloon shop?

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On a desk once...

Is there a specific busy time at a party shop? I'm thinking Christmas? Halloween? My birthday? Those sorts of things?

Hallowe'en is the busiest. It takes ages to squeeze in all the new stock, and we're all in costume so.

Ben is eating some potato dauphinois.

Quote: Aaron @ July 29 2010, 8:53 PM BST

>_<

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Points to Aaron. Subtly is lost on these cretins

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 29 2010, 9:13 PM BST

Hallowe'en is the busiest. It takes ages to squeeze in all the new stock, and we're all in costume so.

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What you dressing as? Robin? Go onnnn that'll be ace!

Six bloody hours trailing around IKEA. Enough material for about 50 sitcom episodes.