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Your body mass index (BMI) is 22.1. In the middle of the green, although moving towards the over-weight red side.

Smug bastards ;)

Quote: Gavin @ July 29 2010, 4:20 PM BST

Smug bastards ;)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2010, 4:18 PM BST

It's that big head of yours. It's like a pickle resting atop a toothpick.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ July 29 2010, 4:13 PM BST

Maybe I'm that then. I'll measure.

Minus high heels please. ;)

Checked my BMI, I ended up in the middle of the healthy green bar. Go me.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 29 2010, 4:22 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Minus high heels please. ;)

I live in my heels as well you know.

Frustrated- Struggling to peel a stubborn clementine.

Quote: Leevil @ July 29 2010, 4:19 PM BST

Your body mass index (BMI) is 22.1. In the middle of the green, although moving towards the over-weight red side.

I used the one on Wikipedia. Happy to hear it's bullshit but I'm still going to do 1000 stomach crunches, starting... now.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 4:32 PM BST

Frustrated- Struggling to peel a stubborn clementine.

You should switch to satsumas.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 4:32 PM BST

Frustrated- Struggling to peel a stubborn clementine.

Just stamp on it, then lick the mess up off the floor.

It's a carpeted floor. That's rancid.

Otherwise, I would.

Why not choose a fruit that easier to conquer? Like an apple of Banana they are the cows of the fruit world.

I find that the clementine's protective shell copes well in my handbag. Also they're excellent throwing weapons. Perfect palm-sized death nuggets. That don't leave a bruise..

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 4:47 PM BST

I find that the clementine's protective shell copes well in my handbag. Also they're excellent throwing weapons. Perfect palm-sized death nuggets. That don't leave a bruise..

Most wise. I may have misjudged you.

People often do. Not for very long though; otherwise they meet a segmented demise.. Bwahahaahahaha.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ July 29 2010, 4:53 PM BST

People often do. Not for very long though; otherwise they meet a segmented demise.. Bwahahaahahaha.

You chop people up like that room in the Cube? Wow. That's a bit mad. Each to their own though.

Just saw Spiderman running down the street!

Well it was a little kid dressed as Spiderman, but that's the same thing, right?

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