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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2010, 1:23 PM BST

The new tooth isn't even directly under the old one so I'll have a gap.

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Mind the gap.

I'm Immacing my back shortly.

Quote: bigfella @ June 23 2010, 9:04 PM BST

I'm Immacing my back shortly.

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That's not a nice image.

Quote: bigfella @ June 23 2010, 9:04 PM BST

I'm Immacing my back shortly.

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Are you really?

I imagine it would be tricky to reach around one's own back!

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2010, 9:05 PM BST

That's not a nice image.

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Its delightful thank you Rob.

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 9:10 PM BST

Are you really?

I imagine it would be tricky to reach around one's own back!

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I am employing some helpping hands.

Quote: bigfella @ June 23 2010, 9:24 PM BST

Its delightful thank you Rob.

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bigfella, it's not, is it? You should get Kelly Brook to give your back a trim instead...

Quote: Rob H @ June 23 2010, 9:25 PM BST

bigfella, it's not, is it? You should get Kelly Brook to give your back a trim instead...

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If I had Ms Brook anywhere near me, I wouldn't be presenting her with my back that is for certain.

Quote: bigfella @ June 23 2010, 9:27 PM BST

If I had Ms Brook anywhere near me, I wouldn't be presenting her with my back that is for certain.

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Surely that would depend on the size of the strap-on she was employing?

It's done. My back is now hairless.

What is the number for Dyno-rod?

I've had and awful week on diet. Gonna have to knuckle down again. Tomorrow

Did you accidentally eat an entire chocolate cake?

Quote: zooo @ June 23 2010, 10:26 PM BST

Did you accidentally eat an entire chocolate cake?

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Had beers again.

Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2010, 10:23 PM BST

I've had and awful week on diet. Gonna have to knuckle down again. Tomorrow

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Good man.

Quote: bigfella @ June 23 2010, 10:30 PM BST

Good man.

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I'll be back on the wagon my friend. I give you my word.

Hows it all going with you mate all good?

Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2010, 10:32 PM BST

I'll be back on the wagon my friend. I give you my word.

Hows it all going with you mate all good?

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All good Gav. Just waiting for my Daily Mail shoot.