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Quote: chipolata @ June 22 2010, 3:19 PM BST

What are you, a Joy of Sex model?

We all have our influences.

(Joy of Sex. What a totally innacurate name.)

I want to sit in the garden, but it's a little too hot out there.

Quote: Leevil @ June 22 2010, 3:36 PM BST

I want to sit in the garden, but it's a little too hot out there.

Why not take a fan?

She has a 50 metre restraining order now.

Quote: Leevil @ June 22 2010, 3:45 PM BST

She has a 50 metre restraining order now.

Tried to put her cock in your ear again?

Robyn got invited to a concert tonight but wasn't feeling well enough to go. Now the friend who invited her is stood next to Jarvis Cocker at said concert. Jealooous.

Frantically preparing for my upcoming vacation. So much to do and so little time to do it.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 21 2010, 11:26 PM BST

X-Ray results tomorrow hopefully.

"Normal" Good, but :| So I guess I have to put up with being ill?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 22 2010, 8:21 PM BST

Robyn got invited to a concert tonight but wasn't feeling well enough to go. Now the friend who invited her is stood next to Jarvis Cocker at said concert.

You could have had a go at him about that annoying beard.

Aw.
You could have told him that William Shatner & Ben Folds's version of Common People was even better than his. And then mooned him.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 22 2010, 8:21 PM BST

Robyn got invited to a concert tonight but wasn't feeling well enough to go. Now the friend who invited her is stood next to Jarvis Cocker at said concert. Jealooous.

The chance you missed to smack the c**t!

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 22 2010, 8:27 PM BST

"Normal" Good, but :| So I guess I have to put up with being ill?

Maybe your just as sickly and frail as the rest of the humans.

Quote: Aaron @ June 22 2010, 8:35 PM BST

The chance you missed to smack the c**t!

He may be the greatest living Englshman!

Quote: Gavin @ June 22 2010, 8:40 PM BST

Maybe your just as sickly and frail as the rest of the humans.

Maybe so.

Quote: chipolata @ June 22 2010, 8:28 PM BST

You could have had a go at him about that annoying beard.

I like his beard. Beardy goodness.

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