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They ALL float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
Coughed myself awake at 5am. 
*coughs some more*
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 3 2010, 5:48 AM BSTCoughed myself awake at 5am.
I've done that a few times over the last year. No cold, but a sudden coughing fit while soundly sleeping. It's not a fun way to be awakened.
A lovely dove has been visiting Chip's garden for the last week. 
Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2010, 9:13 AM BSTA lovely dove has been visiting Chip's garden for the last week.
Dove from above?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 3 2010, 9:17 AM BSTDove from above?
Ellie is frantically running around trying to get things done before she goes on holiday!!!
Oooh! Where is Ellie off to?
Cuba! 
Nice! Can I have some cigars please!
Everyone is asking for cigars. Think of something original like a car.
What about a nude lady?
Cuba women are lovely. 
Quote: EllieJP @ June 3 2010, 9:38 AM BSTCuba!
I know a couple of people who have holidayed there and said it was amazing - you lucky thing.