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Quote: Paul W @ June 2 2010, 10:08 AM BST

Same at my school, I nearly horribly failed an English exam because I wrote down an answer that wasn't incorrect or correct (it was very much out of the box let's put it that way).

I could have appealed but couldn't be arsed.

My English teacher questioned my mark, because they thought I'd cheated lol! What can I say I'm a legend beat the top performer in class :P.

I don't make it a habit to fight the elderly.

Robyn is wearing shorts. This fact scares her slightly.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 2 2010, 10:35 AM BST

Robyn is wearing shorts. This fact scares her slightly.

Are you playing tennis or cleaning cars?

Neither, but cleaning cars is quite fun. :$

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 2 2010, 10:35 AM BST

Robyn is wearing shorts. This fact scares her slightly.

Me too, but with leggings underneath.

That's usually me, hence scared.

I hate leggins.

It's more likely tights for me actually. Now it looks like I'm just fawning over Chip. Eep. :|

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 2 2010, 10:51 AM BST

Now it looks like I'm just fawning over Chip.

Heyyy! You're only human! Cool

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 2 2010, 10:44 AM BST

Neither, but cleaning cars is quite fun. :$

HAHA! you freak :P Next time I'm in London village I'll bring my old bus round and you can give it a clean :D

Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 10:55 AM BST

Heyyy! You're only human! Cool

I know she is, but what are you. Ayyyyyy! Cool

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 2 2010, 11:19 AM BST

I know she is, but what are you. Ayyyyyy! Cool

You might have time for an "Ayyyyy Off!" but I haven't! Rolling eyes

Ayyyyyy!!!! Cool

Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 8:59 AM BST

If people are that way inclined, they'll go down that route without having to have it spoonfed them. Personally I'd be happy if schools just taught kids to reed and ryte propper.

And do sums...

And it would be really nice if as part of doing sums, they taught kids the basics of commercial transactions, i.e what is an invoice, a statement, a cheque etc. and what is the sequence in which they are used.

Quote: billwill @ June 2 2010, 1:01 PM BST

And do sums...

And it would be really nice if as part of doing sums, they taught kids the basics of commercial transactions, i.e what is an invoice, a statement, a cheque etc. and what is the sequence in which they are used.

I recently had two credit card bills to pay. £57.34 and £14.05. The young lady cashier in the Co-op Bank had to find a calculator before she could process the transactions.

Rolling eyes

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 8:09 AM BST

My friend has a degree in IT and works as a plumper currently his knowledge base is 15% of mine. So education really don't mean toffee.

See this, zooo! :)

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 8:09 AM BST

I failed art. Aparently a shoe on a plate is art or a half made tent

I hated Art in school. Pompous nonsense.

*shudder* Couldn't agree more.

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