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Quote: EllieJP @ May 25 2010, 10:18 AM BST

It's easier for you to do it, than for your line manager. You're more likely to be ore crtical of yourself making it easier for us to address your faults.

Easier for managers to pass the work onto someone else you mean! Unimpressed

Surely delegation is a big part of a manager's role?

You want to sound ever so slightly insane. Like your safe to do the photocopying, but if you get a bad review you might bring a gun to work.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 25 2010, 10:18 AM BST

I made my staff do that last week. It's easier for you to do it, than for your line manager. You're more likely to be more critical of yourself making it easier for us to address your faults.

Ooh how machiavleian.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 25 2010, 10:29 AM BST

Surely delegation is a big part of a manager's role?

Yeah, giving the work to others! *Looks at manager who is chatting and drinking whilst I do her work*

I wish I was a manager, I was built to delegate work to others.

Quote: bigfella @ May 25 2010, 10:18 AM BST

Look inside yourself Will. The answers are there!

Thanks Bigfella. I'll go and look, the anal canal should be a good place to start.

Quote: sootyj @ May 25 2010, 10:31 AM BST

You want to sound ever so slightly insane. Like your safe to do the photocopying, but if you get a bad review you might bring a gun to work.

Ooh how machiavleian.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 25 2010, 10:38 AM BST

Yeah, giving the work to others! *Looks at manager who is chatting and drinking whilst I do her work*

I wish I was a manager, I was built to delegate work to others.

The sheep never appreciate the shepherd who keeps them safe from harm. Contemplates asking an underling for a cup of tea or putting up 3 contradictory risk assessments.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 25 2010, 10:38 AM BST

Yeah, giving the work to others! *Looks at manager who is chatting and drinking whilst I do her work*

I wish I was a manager, I was built to delegate work to others.

I do a lot of work myself too. Cheeky monkey Stott.

Robyn vaguely remembers shushing her brother at about 7 a.m. when he got up for school and started shouting about his hair, or something.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 25 2010, 10:29 AM BST

Surely delegation is a big part of a manager's role?

Actually delegation should be a part of everyone's role.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 25 2010, 10:18 AM BST

Human Resources people usually. Twats.

Are they the ones who all look like victims and tell you you shouldn't eat jelly because the wobbling objectifies women?

Quote: will Cam @ May 25 2010, 10:56 AM BST

Are they the ones who all look like victims and tell you you shouldn't eat women because the wobbling objectifies jelly?

Where the hell do you work?

Tesco!

Quote: bigfella @ May 25 2010, 10:53 AM BST

Actually delegation should be a part of everyone's role.

Wasn't saying it wasn't. I encourage my staff to delegate also.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 25 2010, 11:07 AM BST

Wasn't saying it wasn't. I encourage my staff to delegate also.

:)

But what about the people at the end of the line?

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