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A guy just got shot right next to me sat at London Fields park. Two blasts from a rifle but I think only one hit him. He wasn't the target as far as I can tell. All this right next to a kid's festival. This day just took a turn for the oddball.

Quote: David Bussell @ May 22 2010, 5:51 PM BST

A guy just got shot right next to me sat at London Fields park. Two blasts from a rifle but I think only one hit him. He wasn't the target as far as I can tell. All this right next to a kid's festival. This day just took a turn for the oddball.

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Quote: David Bussell @ May 22 2010, 5:51 PM BST

A guy just got shot right next to me sat at London Fields park. Two blasts from a rifle but I think only one hit him. He wasn't the target as far as I can tell. All this right next to a kid's festival. This day just took a turn for the oddball.

Did you get any paint on you?

Quote: chipolata @ May 22 2010, 6:34 PM BST

Did you get any paint on you?

No, he was too busy suffering from a gut shot to toss pigment about the place...

http://www.londonwired.co.uk/articles.php/61638-Man-wounded-in-shoot-out-at-London-Fields-festival

Quote: David Bussell @ May 22 2010, 6:38 PM BST

No, he was too busy suffering from a gut shot to toss pigment about the place...

http://www.londonwired.co.uk/articles.php/61638-Man-wounded-in-shoot-out-at-London-Fields-festival

>_<

Since most of the Olympic 2012 events are to take place in Stratford near London, you would have thought that Stratford on Avon Council would have double-checked before spending lots of money, when asked to host an event.

http://www.londonwired.co.uk/articles.php/48937-Olympics-Are-Coming-To-Stratford-upon-avon

Just finished mowing the lawn and making about 5 gallons of red beans and rice and a big bowl of salsa. Getting ready to head to the neighbors' house for the big crawfish boil. Much drinking and merriment will ensue.

Quote: David Bussell @ May 22 2010, 5:51 PM BST

A guy just got shot right next to me sat at London Fields park. Two blasts from a rifle but I think only one hit him. He wasn't the target as far as I can tell. All this right next to a kid's festival. This day just took a turn for the oddball.

Flipping heck!

It's so hot Chip's barechested.

Flipping heck!

Quote: zooo @ May 22 2010, 10:03 PM BST

Flipping heck!

It is. I'm a typically repressed English man who doesn't approve of male nudity.

You didn't go to the park with your nipples out, did you?

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