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Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2010, 1:33 PM BST

I've no idea how many pounds are in a stone

But I am a disabled.

14 and wha?

Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2010, 1:33 PM BST

But I am a disabled.

He's a gay.

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 1:35 PM BST

He's a gay.

Wouldn't that make you a man?

Ah, so he's mentally disabled.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Wouldn't that make you a man?

Yes.

Quote: Leevil @ May 21 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Ah, so he's mentally disabled.

Yep.

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Yes.

But I've seen you... that's some good work they've done!

(He's not allowed to drive cos of his epiplepsies.)

Quote: Aaron @ May 21 2010, 1:37 PM BST

Yep.

?

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 1:38 PM BST

(He's not allowed to drive cos of his epiplepsies.)

But loads of people can't drive? Does EVERYONE who can't drive because of some reason (i.e. they're blind) get a freedom pass? Is this what my high travel costs go on?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2010, 1:38 PM BST

But I've seen you... that's some good work they've done!

Ha!

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2010, 1:39 PM BST

But loads of people can't drive? Does EVERYONE who can't drive because of some reason (i.e. they're blind) get a freedom pass? Is this what my high travel costs go on?

Probably!
I'm bloody jealous, I can tell you.

I can't drive either. But due to laziness and lack of money. Still, I want a bloody free pass!

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 1:38 PM BST

(He's not allowed to drive cos of his epiplepsies.)

Anybody want to chip in for a strobe light? :)

Quote: zooo @ May 21 2010, 1:40 PM BST

I can't drive either.

I've never wanted to. Maybe I'll get a scooter one day, that's about it. I don't need to drive in London anyway.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 21 2010, 1:39 PM BST

But loads of people can't drive? Does EVERYONE who can't drive because of some reason (i.e. they're blind) get a freedom pass? Is this what my high travel costs go on?

No, and no. It depends on your circumstances. Generally, if you would have a driving licence application turned down because of some disability, then you are eligible.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 21 2010, 1:52 PM BST

I've never wanted to. Maybe I'll get a scooter one day, that's about it. I don't need to drive in London anyway.

Nor me. Driving's for fools. Fonzie said. Cool

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 21 2010, 2:00 PM BST

Nor me. Driving's for fools. Fonzie said. Cool

...Driving is for winners. We allow the rest of you normals to exist with substandard transport and larff.

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