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Eyeball vodka? What the heck are you on about?

It was in the papers today, pour vodka in your eye to get a quick hit.

Isn't there a way to do Tequila like that?
Or is it snort the salt drink the tequila & squeeze the Lemon in your eye?
I forget, often.

I prefer tequila shots from a Chippendale's belly button.

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 15 2010, 11:34 PM BST

I prefer tequila shots from Chip's belly button.

Someone had to do it . .

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 15 2010, 11:34 PM BST

It was in the papers today, pour vodka in your eye to get a quick hit.

Ha.
That's f**king retarded.

Then there's the vodka soaked tampon method for immediate drunkenness that has so popular among young people here...

I don't think they were advocating it.
Although I didn't read the article so I'm not sure.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ May 15 2010, 11:43 PM BST

Then there's the vodka soaked tampon method for immediate drunkenness that has so popular among young people here...

Oh for Jesus's f**king Christ. :O

Quote: AndreaLynne @ May 15 2010, 11:43 PM BST

Then there's the vodka soaked tampon method for immediate drunkenness that has so popular among young people here...

So where does one... I mean what do you...
What I'm trying to say is... Do what now?

Only works for girls, I hope...

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 11:44 PM BST

Oh for Jesus's f**king Christ. :O

Bloody Mary I think.

Laughing out loud

Another surreptitious deposit of homemade cookies has appeared at my front door. This time they're Russian tea cookies.

Russians like their tea. I've never seen as many varieties, and the herbal teas were delicious. Had some 'Estrogen' tea, which I realised, upon tasting, was actually Tarragon tea.

The people in the Moscow office thought it was hilarious that I was taking Russian tea back to England.

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 16 2010, 12:08 AM BST

The people in the Moscow office thought it was hilarious that I was taking Russian tea back to England.

... A bit slow, Moscow?

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