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It was Bulmer's.

But it wasn't the quality of the cider that was in question.

Just the mechanics of my re-arranged system.

Rob H should be chained naked to a lamp post about now.

Oh yes!

Or tucking a fiver into a topless tart's G-string.

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 7:44 PM BST

Or tucking a fiver into a topless tart's G-string.

A fiver! I've been ripped off. :(

Dear me. Who'd waste a tenner or more on that?

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 7:54 PM BST

Dear me. Who'd waste a tenner or more on that?

Men go into a zombie trance-like state when topless tarts are involved. :(

Ha. Then they should just take change.

The strippers' knickers might end up a bit heavy, but beggars can't be choosers.

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 8:01 PM BST

Ha. Then they should just take change.

The strippers' knickers might end up a bit heavy, but beggars can't be choosers.

A G-String bulging with coppers!
What an image!
:O Sick

Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2010, 8:02 PM BST

A G-String bulging with coppers!
What an image!
:O Sick

Is this a policeman gag?

Quote: zooo @ May 15 2010, 7:54 PM BST

Dear me. Who'd waste a tenner or more on that?

Whistling nnocently

Chip's thinking about vodka eyeballing. He's got some vodka and a couple of eyeballs. What could possibly go wrong?

I've brought back some nice vodkas, including 1 with a worm inside.

Had a Bloody Mary earlier, but don't drink it often, and never through the eyeball.

I don't mind the odd eyeball pint of Lager from time to time.
But Vodka?
That's just weird.

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 15 2010, 11:15 PM BST

I've brought back some nice vodkas, including 1 with a worm inside. Had a Bloody Mary earlier, but don't drink it often, and never through the eyeball.

Pff! Lightweight!

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 15 2010, 11:15 PM BST

I've brought back some nice vodkas, including 1 with a worm inside.

Had a Bloody Mary earlier, but don't drink it often, and never through the eyeball.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 15 2010, 11:18 PM BST

I don't mind the odd eyeball pint of Lager from time to time.
But Vodka?
That's just weird.

Quote: chipolata @ May 15 2010, 11:18 PM BST

Pff! Lightweight!

I was gonna do some pun about eyeballs, but in the end I thought it would just be too cornea.

*gets his coat*

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