Brilliant. I love jokes, me.
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Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 6 2010, 11:07 AM BSTBrilliant. I love jokes, me.
You're in the wrong place, then. Try Chortle.
Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2010, 11:09 AM BSTYou're in the wrong place, then. Try Chortle.
I would. But I'd miss you all. Particularly you. 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 6 2010, 11:16 AM BSTI would. But I'd miss you all. Particularly you.
It was torture not chinwagging with you yesterday. Torture.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 6 2010, 10:26 AM BSTApparently David Cameron text 100000 people this morning... did anyone get one... I didn't.
I got like a leaflet-y letter addressed to me, except it later said "Dear Resident", and I wondered just how difficult it would have been for them to set it to put my name there too. Oh well!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 6 2010, 11:23 AM BSTI got like a leaflet-y letter addressed to me, except it later said "Dear Resident", and I wondered just how difficult it would have been for them to set it to put my name there too. Oh well!
Was it the lib dems?
Conservatives.
I got similar from the Lib Dems
Quote: Marc P @ May 6 2010, 11:54 AM BSTI got similar from the Lib Dems
I'm surprised you haven't filmed yourself voting and uploaded it to YouTube, Marc. No, I'm disappointed!
Quote: chipolata @ May 6 2010, 12:11 PM BSTI'm surprised you haven't filmed yourself voting and uploaded it to YouTube, Marc. No, I'm disappointed!
A man of my influence has to be very careful what or who he is seen endorsing.
Quote: Marc P @ May 6 2010, 12:19 PM BSTA man of my influence has to be very careful what or who he is seen endorsing.
Surely if that were the case you'd have sold more books?
More than who? 
Quote: Marc P @ May 6 2010, 12:21 PM BSTMore than who?
Alan Dean Foster.
Went to Gloucester.
In the pouring rain.