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Chip's as weak as a sparrow,
Moving his mouse is like pushing a boulder up a steep hill.

Have you eaten anything?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 4 2010, 4:10 PM BST

Have you eaten anything?

A couple of satsumas.

That's not going to give you the energy you need to move a mouse... get a banana and some toast in you.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 4 2010, 4:14 PM BST

get a banana in you.

:O

Could we start with something smaller? Like an bananito?

You could always put a chipolata in you, but is that somewhat wrong?

growing a beard of bees. keeping it neat and tidy with a honeycomb.

I won some stuff from this fine site!!!

A bag or something.

I'm sure it will suit me!

And!!!! I'm considering wearing shorts to the gym tonight!

Quote: bigfella @ May 4 2010, 5:05 PM BST

I won some stuff from this fine site!!!

A bag or something.

I'm sure it will suit me!

It could be a massive bag of Yorkie bars. Hello ago, 43 stones! Wave

Quote: EllieJP @ May 4 2010, 4:38 PM BST

You could always put a chipolata in you, but is that somewhat wrong?

Yes. Yes it is.

Quote: chipolata @ May 4 2010, 5:07 PM BST

It could be a massive bag of Yorkie bars. Hello ago, 43 stones! Wave

Its not! :)

It's well, a bag!

Is it a big bag?

Is it a BCG bag with Aaron's face on it?

If so, I should have one.

Quote: MattJD @ May 4 2010, 4:43 PM BST

growing a beard of bees. keeping it neat and tidy with a honeycomb.

:D

Quote: zooo @ May 4 2010, 8:52 PM BST

Is it a BCG bag with Aaron's face on it?

If so, I should have one.

For love-making purposes? Does Aaron like to look into his own eyes?

Sorry, I made myself a little sick then.

You could get in the bag zooo.

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