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Quote: Nogget @ April 26 2010, 9:10 AM BST

How fancy?

So fancy I could live in it.

Robyn is off to hand in coursework soon, but the silly system at uni means she has to wait at least two and a half hours between hand-ins.

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2010, 9:02 AM BST

Chip's thinking about buying a fancy shed.

Chip's turning into Uncle Mort.

I'm contemplating whether my ego/pride will allow me to ask for help on a piece of work. It's not looking too positive.

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2010, 9:02 AM BST

Chip's thinking about buying a fancy shed.

I don't even want to imagine the sort of thing you'll be getting up to in there.

Quote: David Bussell @ April 26 2010, 10:27 AM BST

I don't even want to imagine the sort of thing you'll be getting up to in there.

If I can get hold of a van and some tranq darts, you'll find out.

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2010, 10:47 AM BST

If I can get hold of a van and some tranq darts, you'll find out.

That's your answer to everything!

You say fancy shed. I hear Wendy House.

Quote: zooo @ April 26 2010, 12:10 PM BST

You say fancy shed. I hear Wendy House.

Mock away. But there's more than one tranq dart in my gun. ;)

Actually, what I'd really like is a nuclear bunker at the end of the garden. So I could just go down there and get away from it all. I fear nuclear bunker's are too expensive, though.

Quote: zooo @ April 26 2010, 12:10 PM BST

You say fancy shed. I hear Wendy House.

You say Wendy house. I hear Knocking Shop.

Quote: Gavin @ April 26 2010, 12:12 PM BST

You say Wendy house. I hear Knocking Shop.

Quote: chipolata @ April 26 2010, 12:12 PM BST

Mock away. But there's more than one tranq dart in my gun. ;)

:D

I wish I was grown up enough to have my own garden and shed.

I lived in a shed once for about five months :)

Quote: Marc P @ April 26 2010, 12:17 PM BST

I lived in a shed once for about five months :)

Is that the inspiration for your next Jack Delaney novel? Death Hoe? :)

A murderer who buries all the bodies in an allotment. His vegetables are the best in the village.

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