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Report him. Pronnnlem solved.

Life isn't a forum. I wish I couuuuld!

I realised today that I still didn't send in a poem to that online magazine. *sigh*

Whopps just seen my spelling.

Beer after 2 years isn't good.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 21 2010, 10:01 PM BST

Life isn't a forum. I wish I couuuuld!

I realised today that I still didn't send in a poem to that online magazine. *sigh*

Want me to beat him up?

Hehe! No, don't worry Gav.

Robyn just sent a poem, and is nervous already.

For some reason, Chip's just eaten a Cadbury's cream egg despite not really liking them. Now he feels sick. Sick

Tut tut Chip!

Good luck with the poem!

I quite fancy a Creme Egg.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 21 2010, 10:32 PM BST

Hehe! No, don't worry Gav.

Well alright.

*Goes back to standby*

I will need bags of luck!

Quote: Gavin @ April 21 2010, 10:41 PM BST

Well alright.

*Goes back to standby*

Hehe! I will letcha know.

Quote: Chappers @ April 20 2010, 9:19 PM BST

I'd do extra work if I had 12 weeks paid holiday a year.

Right, to start off, I was obviously making a joke about it being hard going back to work after so many holidays.

That said:
How do you define 'extra work'? Sorry, I've been trying to ignore this for 24 hours because I didn't want to be seen as a moaning teacher. I have failed. Let me start Chappers, by saying I like my job, and wouldn't have done it for 8 years if I felt differently. But...Let us not assume it's the same as every other job:

1) I get paid exactly the same whether I work 163 hours a week or 35. This in mind, do you think I deserve kudos for turning up every day at 7:30 and leaving at 5:00, seeing as that's extra work, i.e. above what I have to do? I don't. I get paid, and this is contractual, to meet the terms of my job title. This could be any number of hours at all. My average - and I would honestly consider myself a relatively lazy teacher - is about 48-50 hours a week.

2) If it's that easy you become a teacher and do it.

3) I got bored explaining so basically finished on 2).

My apologies to everyone I've bored. >_<

I've been pacing myself re: Bigfella's numbers thing and I reckon it's how many orgasms it's possible to have during the reading of each post.

I'm a slow reader especially when it's this much fun to read.

Console

(For Rob. But Slag can have one too, what the hell.)

189,238,098.

You can read all about it as of the 5th July. "Everything To Lose." available to pre-order from Amazon or Waterstones today.

I asked my wife to pre-order it from Amazon. Just checked our account: she's placed an order for Everything Toulouse - A History of the Fourth Largest City in France.

>_<

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