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Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 1:24 PM BST

Cut my leg open now.

Great big gash in it.

Good excuse for another break.

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Good excuse to go to A&E as well.

Give a wipe and crack on.

Only a bit of blood.

V. bored! V. bored indeed!

Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 1:24 PM BST

Cut my leg open now.

Great big gash in it.

Good excuse for another break.

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Are you counting positive words?

Today, Chip's chomped his way through an entire packet of chocolate biscuits and half a packet of chocolate chip cookies. Plus an Aero somebody left unattended. Fortunately, sexual frustration keeps him thin.

Ellie just ate some nuts.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2010, 3:52 PM BST

Fortunately, sexual frustration keeps him thin.

And borderline diabetic. :D

In from the garden for good now. Small children arrived next door.

Well, I say good. untill Mrs Bigfella gets home and starts moaning about this and that.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 3:57 PM BST

Ellie just ate some nuts.

That needed a number Ellie!

Quote: SlagA @ April 21 2010, 3:58 PM BST

And boderline diabetic. :D

that didn't!

Ellie has had her boyfriend's phone for 2 days now and not been tempted to look at the messages until just now. Nah, not going to do it.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 3:24 PM BST

Are you counting positive words?

No. Follow the code Ellie!

The mad monk will be after you soon!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 3:57 PM BST

Ellie just ate some nuts.

Was this cleric one of them?

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Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 4:01 PM BST

Ellie has had her boyfriend's phone for 2 days now and not been tempted to look at the messages until just now. Nah, not going to do it.

That poor bastard's doing everything he can to get dumped, and still you won't bite! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 4:01 PM BST

Ellie has had her boyfriend's phone for 2 days now and not been tempted to look at the messages until just now. Nah, not going to do it.

That poor bastard's doing everything he can to get dumped, and still you won't bite! :)

Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 4:00 PM BST

That needed a number Ellie!

428659285689256

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2010, 3:52 PM BST

Today, Chip's chomped his way through an entire packet of chocolate biscuits and half a packet of chocolate chip cookies. Plus an Aero somebody left unattended. Fortunately, sexual frustration keeps him thin.

That how it all starts Chip!

Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 4:01 PM BST

No. Follow the code Ellie!

The mad monk will be after you soon!

:( Angry

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