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Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 21 2010, 11:07 AM BST

Maybe a trapped nerve in your shoulder? Where's Dr Tim Walker when you need him?

See, that was my first completely uneducated guess too...

Quote: David Bussell @ April 21 2010, 11:13 AM BST

See, that was my first completely uneducated guess too...

Maybe your bones have gone spastic.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 21 2010, 11:18 AM BST

Maybe your bones have gone spastic.

You're going to feel so bad you said that when my arm turns blue and has to be amputated.

Quote: David Bussell @ April 21 2010, 11:24 AM BST

You're going to feel so bad you said that when my arm turns blue and has to be amputated.

I'm picturing it now. Ha. Ha ha. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha ahhh hahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha-!! *cough cough* Ahhhh-! hahahahahahahaha-!

Oh, ha ha, that's good stuff. That is good stuff. Ha ha.

I would suggest a trip to the doctors this afternoon!

Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 11:52 AM BST

I would suggest a trip to the doctors this afternoon!

Yeah, but then I'd have to find the nearest walk-in centre and blah blah blah, it's just a huge hassle. Better I sit here typing one-handed until Dr Walker shows up...

A numb hand and fingers.

I think Dr Walkerwi ll be telling you the same thing. Especially as it has been going on for twenty four hours.

Now bugger off and get it sorted.

Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 11:58 AM BST

A numb hand and fingers.

I think Dr Walkerwi ll be telling you the same thing. Especially as it has been going on for twenty four hours.

Now bugger off and get it sorted.

You know, I think I'm going to take your advice. See you all later (I hope)!

Quote: David Bussell @ April 21 2010, 11:55 AM BST

Yeah, but then I'd have to find the nearest walk-in centre and blah blah blah, it's just a huge hassle. Better I sit here typing one-handed until Dr Walker shows up...

Why the waste oportunity for some waggish gags at the expense of some hapless medicos?

Can I play the again?

Cos I couldn't before!

Arf arf!

I've been gardening since half nine. It feels like I've been going it for hours.

Looks no f**king different to when I started.

Day off Bigfella?

And can we know about the numbers thing yet?

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Chip's alone in the office with a young lady called Geniveve.

Have you talked to her?

Fed up of the garden now. Its only small. But too big. If yu know what I mean.

Bloody weeds.

And I should have put something like

343553355.

Turns out my guesses last night were wrong.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2010, 12:30 PM BST

Have you talked to her?

Yes. Her hair's up and she's got a nice long neck too. I've just been staring at it.

Quote: bigfella @ April 21 2010, 12:31 PM BST

And I should have put something like

343553355.

Turns out my guesses last night were wrong.

Poor bigfella. You're going thinsane!

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