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Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 2:07 PM BST

I woke up at 10:30. I was most annoyed.

Feckless lazy c**t! :)

It's Easter holimadays!

Plus I'm feckless and lazy. :)

I woke up at 6:46am. Luckily I was able to get back to sleep pretty quickly.

Then I had some really f**king weird dreams about The Simpsons, alien kidnapping, and all sorts.

I had a really weird dream about the girl who lives upstairs getting her feet lopped off in some strange accident. :/

I need some sort of therapy, or less cheese before bed.

Quote: chipolata @ April 13 2010, 2:08 PM BST

Feckless lazy c**t! :)

You smooth talking bastard!

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 2:14 PM BST

I had a really weird dream about the girl who lives upstairs getting her feet lopped off in some strange accident. :/

I need some sort of therapy, or less cheese before bed.

An 'accident' or an accident?

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 2:14 PM BST

I had a really weird dream about the girl who lives upstairs getting her feet lopped off in some strange accident. :/

I dream/wish that would happen to my upstairs neighbours too.

Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2010, 2:28 PM BST

An 'accident' or an accident?

Ha, no it was an accident. Possibly on train tracks or something. Ew. The really gross bit was that she hobbled home on her stubs.

Bloody hell. Can someone swap brains with me please.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 13 2010, 2:34 PM BST

I dream/wish that would happen to my upstairs neighbours too.

I wish that the loud Irish guy who sometimes visits the people in the flat above me would just die already. Or talk a bit quieter.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 13 2010, 2:34 PM BST

I dream/wish that would happen to my upstairs neighbours too.

Ha! To stop them making noise running around? Or just generally?

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 2:36 PM BST

Ha, no it was an accident. Possibly on train tracks or something. Ew. The really gross bit was that she hobbled home on her stubs.

Bloody hell. Can someone swap brains with me please.

Think about that - you're asking to swap brains - with somebody on this forum? That's a whole world of pain.

True!

I take it back.

You knows it!

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 2:36 PM BST

she hobbled home on her stubs.

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ April 13 2010, 2:37 PM BST

Ha! To stop them making noise running around? Or just generally?

They seriously sound like they put on bricks as shoes when they walk in the door then run around constantly for 6 hours. :(

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